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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Posted on June 20, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Posted on June 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Posted on June 14, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic

Posted on June 5, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic “It’s hard not to be nostalgic about the cold war and the doctrine of mutual assured destruction (mad),” said Ti T. Fortat, a Wall Street analyst who specializes in evaluating armament manufacturers. “Defense drove the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed

Posted on May 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed My Southern cousin Louie, is a freakishly big man—6’7” and at least 350 pounds. Louie has had a very successful career—earning his way, on other people’s labor, through breaking and entering, fencing, pandering and fraud. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Onion Snow

Posted on April 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Onion Snow

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Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing

Posted on March 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: GOP Struggles with Timing When GOP spokesperson, Ima Stresed, spoke this morning with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, the first thing she brought up was the terrific amount of pressure the party is under. “We’ve tried, “she said in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: At an Undisclosed Location

Posted on March 10, 2015 by stevieslaw

My Aunt Lilly is a platinum life master at duplicate bridge, who has accumulated so many Master’s points she has stopped counting. Weather permitting, Uncle Max plays chess in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park. Plays chess is a bit of an understatement, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Catnip in Cambridge

Posted on January 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

It was a visiably shaken Smokey Diamond that left Elizabeth Warren’s mansion in Cambridge this morning.  She would only say, “there is no possibility that Cousin Myron will be the Warren’s Vice Presidential running mate in 2016.” Later, we got … Continue reading →

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Smokey Diamond: Ace Reporter-home for Christmas?

Posted on January 4, 2015 by stevieslaw
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