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Stevieslaw: No Accusation

Governor Romney, speaking at a campaign stop in Florida said today “I am not accusing President Obama of conspiring with climate scientists to construct this devastating hurricane, no matter what other smart and rational people are saying. Fair and Balanced … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve

Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve At 7 AM today, Governor Romney lambasted President Obama for the “truly terrible job he has done in executing the emergency response in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.” “In a Romney administration,” he intoned, “You … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop

Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop on my wish list. On a campaign stop in Southern Iowa today, Franklin Delano Romney told a joke about President Obama, turned his head up to the sky and was splattered by bird poop. Campaign spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Propose to Increase National Debt

David Lightman, of McClatchy Newspapers, reports today on Mitt Romney’s just announced economic plan to increase the Federal deficit by trillions over the next decade. Romney’s plan, much like the plans of Santorum and Gingrich, would increase the Federal deficit … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.”

Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.” Super-principled Rick Santorum, vowed yesterday to lead the fight to ban so-called “jockey shorts” as his first order of business after he ascends to the Presidency. Ican T. Ellyou, spokesperson for the Rickster, explained … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Bad Robot

Stevieslaw: Bad Robot Obama campaign spokesperson, Dr. T. Ickes, offered a suggestion for all of the President’s supporters. Smokey managed a grin when she heard about it, for as she said, “it took me back to all those hours I … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012

Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012 Who could ever forget the amazing feeling of great joy and hope that we all felt when John McCain came into the room with the band blaring in the background that historically American … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Then Came Santorum

The Iowa caucus is threatening to make a contender out of Rick Santorum, and the word Smokey and I had in the offices of Stevieslaw—publisher of the Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide series—is that Route 219 up to the New York State … Continue reading

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