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Stevieslaw: Last Night I had the Strangest Dream

Posted on October 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Last Night I had the Strangest Dream As I sat in the office grinning like the Cheshire cat, Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter came in. “What’s the grin about,” she asked. “I had the strangest dream last night,” I said. “You … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair.

Posted on September 18, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just returned from an exclusive interview with Lonny Tunes, spokesperson for the tea party Republicans in the House. She reports that they have convinced John … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Getting with the Program

Posted on January 1, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid and nearly award winning investigative reporter, was astonished to learn this morning that some Americans are trying to determine what the “fiscal cliff” negotiations might mean for them and their country. “No, no, no,” grumbled Smokey. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Article for October

Posted on October 3, 2012 by stevieslaw

Give me Strength—The Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide to Staying in the Pink. Need I remind you of what a klutz my genius cousin Myron is? Just yesterday he missed the curb on Flatbush Avenue and turned his ankle with a sound … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea

Posted on August 27, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea I hadn’t seen Arnold Slanzky in years. The last I had heard he was working toward a doctorate in Public Health with a thesis that purported to show that the pets of the top 1% had much … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Your Roots Are Showing

Posted on August 1, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Roots are Showing Lt. Gov David Dewhurst lost a GOP runoff election to Tea Party candidate Ted Cruz yesterday because it was rumored that he had once uttered the word democrat in a student production in third grade. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My March Voices Column

Posted on March 12, 2012 by stevieslaw

DIY* or DYI** By the time Smokey’s second engine seized up, she had already saved $138.17 by pumping her own gas. I suppose it would be fair to also count the money she saved on oil, since she never checked … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Propose to Increase National Debt

Posted on February 25, 2012 by stevieslaw

David Lightman, of McClatchy Newspapers, reports today on Mitt Romney’s just announced economic plan to increase the Federal deficit by trillions over the next decade. Romney’s plan, much like the plans of Santorum and Gingrich, would increase the Federal deficit … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Tea Party Endorsed Christmas Carol

Posted on December 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

The House Republican Caucus announced today that they will perform “A Tea Party Christmas Carol,” for contributors on the Mall this Saturday night. The production will be directed by John Boehner. Starring as Scrooge will be the versatile Eric Cantor, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Evaluating the Value of Values

Posted on September 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

Even here at Stevieslaw, a liberal sinkhole if ever there was one, we recognize the existence of things of intrinsic good—or values, if you will—the touch and voice of a loved one, the delightful babble of a baby playing with … Continue reading →

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