Tag Archives: CIA

Stevieslaw: Trump names Palin “Intelligence Czar.”

Stevieslaw: Trump names Palin “Intelligence Czar.” Donald Trump continued his remaking of the intelligence agencies today by appointing former Alaska Governor and Vice Presidential Candidate, Sarah Palin, to oversee the operation of the CIA, NSA, FBI and all intelligence services … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: DNC to open office in Moscow

Stevieslaw: Democratic National Committee to Open Office in Moscow With the CIA, the NSA, both houses of Congress and anyone with an IQ over 8 agreeing that the Russians hacked the 2016 Presidential Election to assure Donald Trump’s victory, the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today (3)

A Paul Ogist, spokesperson for the Republican caucus, stated today, “The Senate Report on torture has summoned Republicans in both the House and the Senate to call for a Grand Jury investigation into the role of George Bush, Dick Cheney … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Recession Proof Income

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has always been exceptionally good at “cat and mouse” games, so she seems a natural for the CIA. I fear, however, that this time she may have gone too far. She put an ad in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the Bombing of East Yehupits.

Myron called me yesterday at two to tell me to turn on the TV.  Myron, as you may recall is a high school dropout and self made millionaire with flaming red hair and a temper to match.  “What station?” I … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rick Santorum and the Death of Bin Laden

We, in Pennsylvania, haven’t heard much from super-candidate Rick Santorum lately. And here at Stevieslaw, we’ve yet to meet anyone who claims to miss him.  Every six months or so, the national media reports on a statement or two from … Continue reading

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Stevieslawsuggests: Getting Out of Dodge.

Many of us woke to the long-awaited news that Osama Bin Laden had been killed by U.S. forces, in an early morning raid on his hide-out in Pakghanistan, just down the street from the Pakistani’s major military academy.  Those of … Continue reading

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: U.S. to Opt Out.

16. Tragic Misspelling in Pakghanistan is Costly Chivers, Rubin and Morgan, reporting for the NY Times on Friday in an article almost as confusing as the war itself, broke the news that the U.S. military was pulling its forces from … Continue reading

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