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Stevieslaw: All the best people

Stevieslaw: All the Best People Way back in the eighties, my brother called me once from a rest area on Route 80 to say he had some money for me. I had helped make his bail. We were at a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: One a Day

Stevieslaw: One a Day Trump Industries has begun marketing a “Make America Great Again,” pill under the brand name, “Believe Me.” “Believe Me,” will be sold through the mail and on street corners and will be heavily advertised.” “Ads for … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama

Stevieslaw: Silencing Obama Jubilant Senate Republicans told our own Smokey Diamond today that they were able to suspend President Obama’s phone and internet service. Said, Mitch McConnell spokesperson, Ida Myway, “the senators are tired of hearing from him—Supreme Court, Guantanamo, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice

Stevieslaw: Zombie Justice Senate Republicans decided this morning to change their strategy. Said Mitch McConnell spokesperson, D. Perat Times, “We have been uncharacteristically negative in opposing the appointment of a new Supreme Court Justice. “Senate Republicans, after much thought, have … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court

Stevieslaw: The Senate and the Supreme Court There seem to be subtle differences between the people currently serving in the Senate and those who are (or were) on the Supreme Court. For example, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, who could not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Banning Contraception

Stevieslaw: Banning Contraception The popular word game, Words with Friends, declared today that the word “contraception” would no longer be allowed. The Committee for Concerned God-fearing Americans had challenged the fairness of the game, arguing that its members would either … Continue reading

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Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming

Stevieslaw: Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming With Hillary Clinton poised to enter the 2016 Presidential Race, we can be assured that she is fully capable of raising as much or more money than her Republican adversaries. Indeed, The Center … Continue reading

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Voices Column for July/August:Say You’re One of Them: The Less-Intelligent-than-Average American Guide to Being Corporate

Say You’re One of Them: The Less-Intelligent-than-Average American Guide to Being Corporate. Statistics show that the average American spends roughly 62 hours a week on help lines attempting to clear up corporate misconceptions. About 1 in 600,000 calls succeed. Statistics … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Voices of PA Nov. Article

Don’t Ask: Career Recommendations for the Next Millennium My friend Joel Levine wanted to be a doctor, Arnie Slansky a lawyer and Crazy Eddie an Indian Chief. I wanted to be a mailman—still do. Down the block we had our … Continue reading

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