Category Archives: Humor

Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from The Lord of the Rings

Posted on June 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from the Lord of the Rings It seems only hours ago that the Republican establishment was united in the “Stop Trump” movement. They firmly believed that Trump was pure evil—a manifestation of the “Dark Lord” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter

Posted on May 31, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter Here at Stevieslaw, the cricket-quiet of last night was shattered by the screams of some poor tormented soul. I don’t know how long it took me to realize that the tormented soul was me. It was … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Outhouse of the True Conservative

Posted on May 14, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Outhouse of the True Conservative In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Republican controlled states will no longer provide indoor plumbing in schools and public buildings, rather than agree to an Obama administration ruling that allows transgender … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed–Trump Takes Derby

Posted on May 8, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed–Trump takes Derby Donald Trump bested twenty horses today to win the 142nd running of the Kentucky Derby. His time of 1 minute, 58.4 seconds for the 1 ¼ mile race was much faster than … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump

Posted on May 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump American journalists of all stripes have been spending the last few days beating themselves up. Journalists have realized that by reporting on Trump exclusively, in all his many manifestations, instead of reporting on anything else on the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the boys of summer.

Posted on May 5, 2016 by stevieslaw

It was the kind of spring day that has you smiling, singing and whistling in tune with the birds and the bees. The neighborhood children could feel it and, if you were paying attention, you could see it in the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Searching

Posted on May 2, 2016 by stevieslaw

Searching I always thought the iPhone the most human of devices. I named mine George. Like an overeager child George buzzes when engaged. Spent, he recharges to the sixty second cycle of a resting heart. Last night in a hotel … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mississipbits

Posted on April 21, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mississipbits A spokesperson for Mississippi Governor, Phil Bryant, confirmed in a phone interview with Smokey Diamond—our intrepid reporter, that Mississippi will ban paper currency as a means of exchange by 2020. Porole South said that the move had nothing … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the IRS

Posted on April 18, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the IRS I’m sure you all recognize my cousin Myron, aspiring author, GED diplomat, trickster and idiot savant—with not so much savant. Myron is a whiz with numbers and anything related to numbers. He called me … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Good-citizen Steve

Posted on April 6, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Good-citizen Steve I did my taxes yesterday. I bought one of those programs that you see everywhere and for $39.95 I got to hit “next” about 400 times. As I was doing them, I slowly began to realize there … Continue reading →

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