Category Archives: Humor

You can buy Matzo Ball Soup

Posted on March 12, 2014 by stevieslaw

You can buy matzo ball soup in Boca Raton because my mom’s family, like the cast of a dozen sitcoms, streamed South in 1971 to trade subway cars and frostbite for shuffleboard and skin cancer along the coast of South … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

Posted on February 28, 2014 by stevieslaw

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act

Posted on February 23, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act The Kansas State Legislature, led by the compassionate Christian Right, seems poised to pass a bill that will guarantee the “safe passage” of some of its citizens through Kansas to the border … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando

Posted on February 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, returned from Orlando, Florida today looking like something the cat dragged in. “That full body armor is heavy,” she complained. “But at least I made it back alive.” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Column for February

Posted on February 5, 2014 by stevieslaw

“You can do It!” The Emergency Laguide to Surviving February “I’m a good person,” was the first thing my Cousin Lou told me when they wheeled him to my car at the local emergency room. “And I have a reasonably … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Corbett in “hes ohn werds”

Posted on February 3, 2014 by stevieslaw

Here at Stevieslaw, we will on occasion publish some inspiration words said as part of a presentation or interview given by one of our elected officials. Today, we have pulled out of an article by Marc Levy of the Associated … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NCAA Finally Acts

Posted on January 23, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NCAA Finally Acts Based on the discovery that the top leaders of the Archdiocese of Chicago helped facilitate the abuse of children by failing to take action against abusing priests, The National Church Association of America announced today that … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Wealthy Weary of Waiting

Posted on January 22, 2014 by stevieslaw

The news that the 85 richest people in the world control the same amount of wealth as half of the world’s population has Bran Named shaking his head. Bran, author of “Never Enough,” says “sure some of the news over … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: In Good Hands

Posted on January 11, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans yesterday pushed through a bill to protect consumers from breaches in security in the Affordable Health Act by “requiring the Secretary of Health and Human Services to notify any individual of a breach in security involving personal data … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State

Posted on January 10, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Efficient Hiring at Penn State Penn State spokesperson, Cos Cutng, announced today that, “in an effort to cut costs and streamline programs, Penn State would be even more efficient at hiring this year.” “The dual vacancies of Penn State … Continue reading →

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