Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Trump Praised by World Community

Stevieslaw: Trump praised by world community U.N. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres, today issued a Formal Commendation of Donald Trump. The Commendation read, “It’s been a hundred days and that moron (Donald Trump) has somehow avoided getting us all killed.” “Splendid.” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon Stevieslaw has learned that Trump will replace his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, with golfing legend Tiger Woods. Said Trump Spokesperson, Shorty Irons, “The President has evaluated his singular lack of progress on … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom

Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom The U.S. military dropped a 22,000 pound bomb on Islamic State forces in Afghanistan yesterday and the news media lost its lunch. Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, picked up an article by the Washington … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Proactively Spicey

Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to be more “upfront.” Sean Spicer announced today that he would be making apologies for his inappropriate statements before he makes them. “I’ve often waited too long to apologize for my verbal blunders,” he told our reporter, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Why I am not a vacuum cleaner salesman and footnotes

Why I am not a vacuum cleaner salesman* Some people sell vacuum cleaners, door to door. I do not. I was out late last night, celebrating my 15th birthday with Richard Levine1. We set all the garbage cans behind the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Steve “Wormtongue” Bannon goes home.

Stevieslaw: Steve “Wormtongue” Bannon goes home. In a brief ceremony on the White House lawn today, Chief Advisor Wormtongue Bannon went to his final rest. Bannon slithered under a large rock, as a high school band played an up-tempo version … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ryan signals that the E.O.D. to benefit from new health law.

Stevieslaw: Ryan signals that the E.O.D. to benefit from new health law. Paul Ryan, who once again noted that there are winners and losers in any new legislation, said that while people with pre-existing conditions might be inconvenienced by the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Magical wall of wonder

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Magical Wall of Wonder President Trump assured his fellow Americans that his proposed cuts to medical research at the NIH would not affect their health. “I have your backs,” he tweeted. “My wall will be a magical wall,” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tom Price sees medicinal leeches in your future

Stevieslaw: Tom Price sees medicinal leeches in your future The recent announcement by EPA Chief, Scott Pruitt, that Trump will sign an executive order on Tuesday repealing Obama’s signature Clean Power Plan has put Health Secretary Tom Price in a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican tax reform to help low and middle income Americans

JUST KIDDING.

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