Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: To Obama (vt)

Posted on December 3, 2014 by stevieslaw

We’ve all heard stories of people, leading better lives because of the Affordable Care Act, being vehemently opposed to Obamacare. In an editorial in today’s Centre Daily Times, our local “news”paper, Tom Pyle, president of the American Energy Alliance, took … Continue reading →

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What Me Worry?

Posted on November 6, 2014 by stevieslaw

“What me Worry:” The LAGuide to Achieving Happiness and Serenity Now Steven Deutsch Although we, at Stevieslaw feel that we have done more than our share to promote happiness by publishing “Is that what’s bothering you, Bunkie?” in September, it … Continue reading →

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Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie?

Posted on October 1, 2014 by stevieslaw

Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie? The LAGuide to Never Giving Up. By Steve Deutsch At Stevieslaw, we believe the first law of parenting is to give your child a locally recognizable name and, if at all possible, one that … Continue reading →

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Full-a-beans: The LAGuide to Fame through Blogging

Posted on September 9, 2014 by stevieslaw

“Full-a-Beans:” The LAGuide to Fame (if not fortune) through Blogging. I don’t believe I’ve even written about my great aunt Edna in this column. For one thing, I’m not really sure what a great aunt is. For another, I have … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

Posted on July 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading →

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Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success

Posted on July 25, 2014 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success I was surprised when Cousin Myron called and asked me to meet him at the specialty deli across from the library downtown. Myron, the rich, red-headed math whizz, had instructions from his … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Party, Party

Posted on July 16, 2014 by stevieslaw

According to this morning’s CDT, State College has been named the fourth most exciting place in Pennsylvania behind Pittsburgh, West Chester and Lancaster. The ratings were announced by Devon Buechler, a public relations associate for the real estate firm, Movoto. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Modest Proposal

Posted on July 14, 2014 by stevieslaw

Remember when your mother would tell you, “You should be ashamed of yourself?” I do and I was. It was the worst feeling. Unfortunately, it seems like some people did not have functioning moms—or perhaps they have simply forgotten them … Continue reading →

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Coping with Local Warming

Posted on June 11, 2014 by stevieslaw

Endless Summer: The LAGuide to Coping with Local Warming. By now, many of you have met my cousin Myron, the red-headed math whizz with the explosive temper. Myron made an amazing amount of money with a progressive betting scheme at … Continue reading →

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It’s Not Complicated

Posted on May 27, 2014 by stevieslaw

It’s not Complicated Our yoga teacher calmly commands our attention, as she stands a perfect tree on the waxed wooden floor of our ancient gymnasium, and proposes, this week, to teach us how to breathe. “It’s not complicated,” she whispers … Continue reading →

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