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Stevieslaw: Our Daily Prayer

Stevieslaw: Our Daily Prayer Our local ‘newspaper,’ The Centre Daily Times, found a place for it in one of those “no news here,” little boxes—right after the really important football and wrestling news deemed too juicy for the sports section. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines

Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines Republican spokesperson, Lun E. Tans, reported today that the latest candidate for Speaker of the House, Elmer Fudd, has decided not to run. Looney, as he prefers to be called, said “We thought Elmer would be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Animal House

Stevieslaw: Animal House House Republicans realized last night that by shutting down the Department of Homeland Security, by withholding funding because of an unrelated executive order on immigration, they would be shutting down the Department of Homeland Security. What is … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The House Republicans Voted to Contest

Just today, our local newspaper, the CDT, published two articles on measures being considered by House Republicans. The first described an anti-abortion measure that had to be pulled because it was offensive to staunchly anti-abortion Republican women. The second was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republican Support Change in Minimum Wage

Stevieslaw: House Repubicans Support Change in Minimum Wage In a startling development, Mime Mine, spokesperson for Congressman Paul Ryan announced today that he will fight for legislation that supports a change in the Federal mandated minimum wage. This is a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Good News

John Wiley and sons has just announced they will be sending a copy of “Government for Dummies” to each of the House Republicans. Joe Reader, spokesperson for Wiley, said the book has tons of pictures and only requires a reading … Continue reading

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