Tag Archives: Koch Brothers

Stevieslaw: Election Laws Likely to Change

Stevieslaw: Election Rules Likely to Change Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter and sometime Vice-Presidential candidate, has learned that there is strong support across the political spectrum for a Constitutional Amendment to revise the election laws. Most forward thinkers see a … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Koch Brothers Compete

The story behind the story of the House and Senate budget bills, advanced by the Republican majorities this week, is the life-long competition between Charles and David Koch. “Growing up,” said David, “We competed at every level—like brothers do.” “Now … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kochpromise-Executive Briefs

Stevieslaw: Kochpromise—Executive Briefs Koch Brothers spokesperson, C.A. Peeples, said today that “talk of the Brothers renaming the White House, Koch Industries East, after they buy it in the 2016 election, is premature. The Koch’s have spent a great deal of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Koch Brothers “will retaliate.”

The article contending that Koch Industries will make $200 billion from the construction of the Keystone Pipeline has been pretty well debunked by now, but the brothers still stand to make a pretty penny from their 200 million acre holding … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Rover Spirit Unlocks Martian Mystery

NASA reported today that their Martian Rover Spirit had uncovered a treasure trove of documents from an ancient civilization. It has taken NASA and the best minds at the NSA more than two years to translate some of these documents—with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Article for October

Give me Strength—The Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide to Staying in the Pink. Need I remind you of what a klutz my genius cousin Myron is? Just yesterday he missed the curb on Flatbush Avenue and turned his ankle with a sound … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading

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