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Stevieslaw: Evaluating the Value of Values

Posted on September 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

Even here at Stevieslaw, a liberal sinkhole if ever there was one, we recognize the existence of things of intrinsic good—or values, if you will—the touch and voice of a loved one, the delightful babble of a baby playing with … Continue reading →

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Cousin Myron and Class Warfare

Posted on September 28, 2011 by stevieslaw

I was in court this morning as a character witness for Myron, my hotheaded, redheaded, wealthy and brilliant cousin. I sat in the back of the court and read our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, while waiting for Myron’s … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA

Posted on September 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Congress to Pass DCDRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, learned today that Congress will pass The Dysfunctional Congress Disaster Relief Act. Smokey reports further that vote to pass the act will be unanimous. “Long overdue,” said Johnny Ray—a … Continue reading →

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MyVoicesColumnForSeptember: I’m America–Fly Me.

Posted on September 6, 2011 by stevieslaw

I’m America—Fly Me We averaged just over 80 mph coming home from Florida a few days ago. Unfortunately, we flew. Most of us have an airline horror story or two. My cousin Myron and his wife Marsha recently flew “What’s … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Goes Back to Basics

Posted on September 4, 2011 by stevieslaw

Marc Levy of the Associated Press reports in our local newspaper, the CDT, that 1 in 5 of the bridges and 1 in 5 highway miles in Pennsylvania are in need of repair. Infrastructure funding has been inadequate under Republican … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Bold Move

Posted on September 3, 2011 by stevieslaw

The pundits, who are mostly concerned with whether or not Sarah Palin will enter the Republican race, are about to be blindsided. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has once again ferreted out the big story, well ahead of even those … Continue reading →

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5000 Hits

Posted on August 24, 2011 by stevieslaw

I just got my 5000th hit. WOW. If I keep this up, I will have more than 5000. Does anyone recall why that is important? wow. Log on for an important announcement (that should generate another couple of hits).

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Biosurfactants and the Making of Dick Cheney

Posted on August 23, 2011 by stevieslaw

Catherine Tsal, writing for AP, reported today that an unnamed Halliburton Corporate Executive took a sip of their new fracking liquid when summoned to the podium by CEO Dave Lesar, during an industry meeting. The sip was supposed to prove … Continue reading →

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Republicans Ready to Compromise on Taxes

Posted on August 22, 2011 by stevieslaw

Charles Babbington, writing for the Associated Press, reported today that Republicans might be willing to let the temporary reduction in payroll tax—that most helps the working poor—expire as planned. Astounding—some might even call that a tax increase. Now, Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: Save This Date

Posted on August 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

Latest opinion polls suggest that 6.2% of the population approves of the performance of the current legislators. Most pollsters will tell you that the percent of people who do not understand even the simplest questions is roughly 6.3%. Those people … Continue reading →

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