Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Setting the Record Straight

No one at Stevieslaw called President Bonkers to congratulate him on being the best President ever.  If Donald J. Bananas says that we did, as he eventually will, he is lying.  

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Stevieslaw: Discipline

Stevieslaw: Discipline An obviously puffed Sarah Huckabee told reporters at the White House today that Chief of Staff, John Kelly, gathered the entire White House Staff on the lawn at 3 AM this morning, had them don combat fatigues, and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust

Stevieslaw: The Brain Trust Police halted construction on both sides of the Brooklyn Bridge early this morning. The construction firm, New-Volga, Inc., said that the owner of the bridge requested them to put toll booths up before the start of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Feds Clear Trump’s Son

Stevieslaw: Feds clear Trump’s son Fox News trumpeted the headline this morning that Trump’s son was not under investigation. Although, Sean Hannity promised that details would follow, Fox has not followed up on the report. Said former Speaker, Newt Gingrich, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Casino on the Corner

Stevieslaw: The Casino on the Corner Anti-tax Republicans in the Pennsylvania legislature, who have steadfastly refused to impose additional taxes on Marcellus Shale natural gas production, have an ingenious plan to close the 2 billion dollar revenue gap in the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dr. Bill

Dear Dr. Bill, Enclosed please find my ernest (your spelling) money in the form of a $250 certified check in answer to your ad in the National Enquirer. Your offer of a by phone, self-esteem clinic, similar to one just … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Back to NAFT

Stevieslaw: Republicans are back to NAFT When we first reported in January that the Republicans were planning to repeal Obamacare and replace it with NAFT (Not a Fucking Thing), most of our readers were appalled. No one could be that … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd

Stevieslaw: Trump to Cull the Herd. Trump’s plan to eliminate heating aid for low income Americans (the LIHEAP Program) is based on the usual mix of hearsay, misunderstanding, misinterpretation and outright lies, and it is getting rave reviews from the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A Portrait of Scott Pruitt,the Last Happy Man in America

Stevieslaw: A Portrait of Scott Pruitt, the Last Happy Man in America Scott Pruitt, the head of the Environmental Protection Agency is unarguably the most successful of Trump’s cabinet picks. In his brief tenure, he has blocked or postponed more … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Daily Prayer

Stevieslaw: Our Daily Prayer Our local ‘newspaper,’ The Centre Daily Times, found a place for it in one of those “no news here,” little boxes—right after the really important football and wrestling news deemed too juicy for the sports section. … Continue reading

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