Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Your Cheney Heart…*

Posted on April 16, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Cheney heart…* Barely a month and a half after receiving a heart transplant, Dick Cheney was on the stage at the Wyoming Republican Party state convention on Saturday for what some might term his “state of the union” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Column for April

Posted on April 7, 2012 by stevieslaw

Beyond the Tube. The Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Free Time At LAG, our current studies show that 43% of Americans feel they are in dead-end unrewarding jobs. Another 54% are in so deeply immersed in work related comas that they were … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Minnie Thatford to Vote Republican

Posted on March 16, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Minnie Thatford to vote Republican Are you sitting down? Republican candidates for Local, State and Federal positions were buoyed by the news today that Minnie Thatford, of Minot, ND will be voting a straight Republican ticket. John W.T. Guy, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: More Votes for Decent Folks

Posted on March 15, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: More Votes for Decent Folks The Republican legislatures in many states have been busy pushing voter identification laws. One was signed into law today in Pennsylvania by Governor Tom Corbett. The issue these laws claim to address is voter … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Rethinking the Civil War

Posted on March 14, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Rethinking the Civil War We just got the revealing news that Rick Santorum has won the Mississippi and Alabama Republican primaries, and if that doesn’t fulfill some biblical prophecy, it should, and we will need a rewrite. Most of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My March Voices Column

Posted on March 12, 2012 by stevieslaw

DIY* or DYI** By the time Smokey’s second engine seized up, she had already saved $138.17 by pumping her own gas. I suppose it would be fair to also count the money she saved on oil, since she never checked … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Candidates Propose to Increase National Debt

Posted on February 25, 2012 by stevieslaw

David Lightman, of McClatchy Newspapers, reports today on Mitt Romney’s just announced economic plan to increase the Federal deficit by trillions over the next decade. Romney’s plan, much like the plans of Santorum and Gingrich, would increase the Federal deficit … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.”

Posted on February 23, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.” Super-principled Rick Santorum, vowed yesterday to lead the fight to ban so-called “jockey shorts” as his first order of business after he ascends to the Presidency. Ican T. Ellyou, spokesperson for the Rickster, explained … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy

Posted on February 21, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy Rick Santorum’s campaign announced today that the candidate would end NASA and private space exploration, once he ascends to the Presidency. His spokesperson, Hunt W. Itch , said that the candidate had first hand … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum Hits Yet Another Home Run.

Posted on February 21, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum Hits Yet Another Home Run. I wasn’t surprised when Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, woke me at four this morning. Santorum got it exactly right when he said on national TV that Obama believes that “man is here … Continue reading →

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