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Stevieslaw: Havahart

Posted on August 5, 2013 by stevieslaw

Havahart In addition to his formidable math skills, Cousin Myron’s ability to rapidly read and faithfully remember anything he wishes has led cognitive scientists around the globe to line up to study him. “All this poking and prodding is exhausting,” … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon: The New Public Enemy Number One

Posted on July 25, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, was quite depressed after speaking to his cousin Charley this week. Charley retired from the City of Detroit some years ago after a fine, thirty seven year career as a dog catcher. It was only … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Getting Out of Dodge

Posted on April 27, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Getting Out of Dodge Both the House and the Senate passed legislation today that would allow the FAA to transfer up to 243 million dollars from other programs to “prevent reduced operations and staffing” through September 30th. “No traffic … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced

Posted on September 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced Fox News, following the lead of the Republican National Committee, summarized the convention speeches of Sandra Fluke and Bill Clinton with the following tweet: Impeached ex-pres goes after slut at podium.

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Stevieslaw:My Voices Column for September

Posted on September 5, 2012 by stevieslaw

From Whole Cloth: The Less-Intelligent-than-average American Guide to Science and Nature: In Ethan Canin’s title story from his prize winning collection, a retired high school biology and astronomy teacher listens in one night as his next door neighbor identifies the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Surveying the Landscape

Posted on July 10, 2012 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron, the fiery red-headed math whizz, was fuming. “It’s blackmail,” he sputtered. “You don’t want to get your doctor, lawyer or baby-sitter in trouble, so you fill out their stupid survey.” “And that, of course, proves to everyone that … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Long, Hard Road to Kindergarten

Posted on May 14, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The long, hard road to kindergarten Smokey Diamond was in NYC today to talk to Ms. Simone Smarm, headmistress of the prenatal prep school, Ivybound. Prenatal prep schools have been springing up in most major American cities. All of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices column for February

Posted on February 4, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: So You Think You Have Talent. Smokey Diamond and I were sitting at the local University Starbucks last Wednesday morning discussing Nietzsche’s Ubermensch and how the concept might apply to the future Republican Presidential Candidate—-be it Mitt Romney or … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Then Came Santorum

Posted on January 3, 2012 by stevieslaw

The Iowa caucus is threatening to make a contender out of Rick Santorum, and the word Smokey and I had in the offices of Stevieslaw—publisher of the Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide series—is that Route 219 up to the New York State … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Who’s on First?

Posted on December 22, 2011 by stevieslaw

Picture John Boehner and Eric Cantor discussing the payroll tax bill vote. Perhaps, it went something like this. EC: Yes. We get to stick it to Obama again. JB: No, it is then. EC: No? You don’t want to stick … Continue reading →

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