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Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty

Posted on July 11, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: A Ditty for Mitty Smokey Diamond, our intrepid investigative reporter, is so fearless that we at Stevieslaw are often worried her “nine lives” might not be nearly enough. Yet, even Smokey has a softer side. Late in the evening, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Legalizing Catnip

Posted on July 9, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Legalizing Catnip I have never known Smokey Diamond to be slow on the uptake. In fact, she usually has an uncanny ability to “sniff out” what is important to her in every word or action. “Quick as a cat,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Your Cheney Heart…*

Posted on April 16, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Your Cheney heart…* Barely a month and a half after receiving a heart transplant, Dick Cheney was on the stage at the Wyoming Republican Party state convention on Saturday for what some might term his “state of the union” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Minnie Thatford to Vote Republican

Posted on March 16, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Minnie Thatford to vote Republican Are you sitting down? Republican candidates for Local, State and Federal positions were buoyed by the news today that Minnie Thatford, of Minot, ND will be voting a straight Republican ticket. John W.T. Guy, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My March Voices Column

Posted on March 12, 2012 by stevieslaw

DIY* or DYI** By the time Smokey’s second engine seized up, she had already saved $138.17 by pumping her own gas. I suppose it would be fair to also count the money she saved on oil, since she never checked … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.”

Posted on February 23, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.” Super-principled Rick Santorum, vowed yesterday to lead the fight to ban so-called “jockey shorts” as his first order of business after he ascends to the Presidency. Ican T. Ellyou, spokesperson for the Rickster, explained … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Moon Bases at Risk

Posted on February 18, 2012 by stevieslaw

Moon Bases at Risk House Republicans asked Barack Obama today to explain his plan for reducing the U.S. nuclear arsenal. The President had first announced the plan in 2009. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter was down like a shot to … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Bad Robot

Posted on January 30, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Bad Robot Obama campaign spokesperson, Dr. T. Ickes, offered a suggestion for all of the President’s supporters. Smokey managed a grin when she heard about it, for as she said, “it took me back to all those hours I … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012

Posted on January 10, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012 Who could ever forget the amazing feeling of great joy and hope that we all felt when John McCain came into the room with the band blaring in the background that historically American … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Then Came Santorum

Posted on January 3, 2012 by stevieslaw

The Iowa caucus is threatening to make a contender out of Rick Santorum, and the word Smokey and I had in the offices of Stevieslaw—publisher of the Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide series—is that Route 219 up to the New York State … Continue reading →

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