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Stevieslaw: ISIS Proofing America

Stevieslaw: Isis Proofing America Bob Stevenson, spokesperson for the soon to be announced Presidential Candidate Lindsey Graham, told Smokey Diamond today that the recent Amtrak derailment was a sign of a Congressional strategy finally beginning to show some positive results. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Wave/Particle Duality Surfaces in Memory

Stevieslaw: Wave/Particle Duality Surfaces in Memory The subject of a long-standing discussion in physics is whether light behaves as a wave or a particle. Both, seems the current answer. Now Jeb Bush, Republican hopeful for President in 2016 has bravely … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair.

Stevieslaw Exclusive: House Republicans to Push for Infrastructure Repair. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just returned from an exclusive interview with Lonny Tunes, spokesperson for the tea party Republicans in the House. She reports that they have convinced John … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Helps the Rich

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, began counting down from 25 as soon as we had both seen the “Modest Bonus Year on Wall St.” headline in today’s New York Times. Cousin Alvin called to complain at 23. Alvin is incredibly … Continue reading

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Wall Street Wheat

Wall Street Wheat When I was a graduate student, way back before the beginning of recorded time, board games were still the rage. A group of us would meet at someone’s place, late at night, and play Monopoly or the … Continue reading

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My Mom’s Fallback Plan

It has been weeks since Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter at Stevieslaw, enjoyed a decent night’s sleep. Frankly, I have been worried as well. So, when Smokey came to the office this morning—all smiles— and clutching a copy of the … Continue reading

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