Monthly Archives: February 2017

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Hears Tales of Woe

Originally posted on Stevie's Law:
I felt it was significant that I heard the news first from Myrna—Myron’s long suffering wife.  You’ve all met Myron before—idiot savant, math whizz, accounting superstar and wealthy beyond all reason, thanks to his…

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Stevieslaw: Jeff Sessions urges good ol’ boys to be patient

Originally posted on Stevie's Law:
Stevieslaw: Jeff Sessions urges good ol’ boys to be patient* Jeff Sessions, Trump appointee for attorney general, cautioned his followers “not to expect miracles.” Sessions, in a remarkably candid interview, said that the work…

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Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized.

Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized U.S. Special Forces, in a seamless operation across the Nation, occupied all 123 Nordstroms, 215 Nordstrom Racks, 5 Trunk Clubs, 2 Jeffreys, 2 clearance stores and Corporate Headquarters in Seattle. Trump tweeted in the early morning hours … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw:Inspiration

My poem inspiration just appeared on http://thedrabble.wordpress.com.  Give it a look.

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to privatize breathing

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to privatize breathing House Republicans introduced legislation today that would permit multinational corporations to buy “breathing zones,” in the United States. The cost of each zone would be tied to the resident population. Americans would be charged … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans Fix Child Labor Laws

Stevieslaw: House Republicans fix child labor laws. House Republicans today repealed the major provisions of the child labor laws which had basically governed how long and how hard children under the age of 16 could work. Republican spokesperson, Igot Mine, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: House Repubs ask: How many other massacres never happened?

A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Manufacturer of “tiny pens” Rejoices

Brad Holdlost, CEO of “Little Pens for Little Tots,” says business is booming ever since Donald Trump started using his “extra small” pen to sign executive orders at the White House. The pen is small enough to be used by … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Gifted Liars Wanted

As a public service, Stevieslaw is passing on a help-wanted ad that appeared in USA Today, yesterday. Help Wanted: Conscience-free, gifted liars are desperately needed for ongoing operation in the nation’s capital. If you are the kind of person who … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again

Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again While we were worrying about President Orange starting a nuclear war with a foe or a friend, Congressional Republicans scrapped a Obama era regulation that prevented coal mining debris from being dumped into the … Continue reading

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