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Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee…

Posted on March 23, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: If Ted Cruz is your party’s preferred nominee… then your party is broken beyond repair. Or poetically: The Republican Party sat on a wall, The Republican Party had a great fall; All the king’s horses and all the king’s … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: It’s Not Complicated

Posted on March 22, 2016 by stevieslaw

My poem “It’s not complicated” just appeared is the current issue (17) of Misfit Magazine. The link is to misfitmagazine.net. I’ve reprinted the page: It’s Not Complicated Our yoga instructor calmly commands our attention, as she stands a perfect tree … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”

Posted on March 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Canadians to Thump Trump

Posted on March 16, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Canadians to thump Trump Citing a brilliant new strategy, the Republican leadership announced today that they will allow Canadians to vote in each of the remaining primaries in an ongoing effort to stop Donald Trump. “Canadians of any age … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake

Posted on March 9, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans admit to grave mistake Rolland Garis, spokesperson for the Republican Establishment, confessed today to our own Smokey Diamond that they had made a grave mistake. “We mixed up two names that sounded just like each other,” he said. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A 21st Century toast for seniors

Posted on March 8, 2016 by stevieslaw

May we all outlive our LED bulbs.

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Stevieslaw: Schoolyard Wisdom

Posted on March 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Schoolyard Wisdom My cousin, Arty, had the intelligence of a gerbil and the self-confidence of a lion. He liked nothing better than to grab some poor stickball player by his shirt and tell him in great detail what was … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Interview with the cub reporter in the Blue Moon Diner

Posted on March 5, 2016 by stevieslaw

To accompany Dinor Bleu: The Vanishing American Diner–Photographs by Chuck Fong at the Bellefonte Art Museum, our poetry group gave a recital of “diner” poems and stories entitled Blue Plate Special. A booklet of the poems and excerpts from the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: If it walks like a duck

Posted on March 3, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: If it walks like a duck The Republican establishment really has to stop talking about how Donald Trump does not represent their values and how they have to stop him at all costs. The Donald has won the Republican … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Chris Christie to Resign

Posted on March 2, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Chris Christie to Resign Did you wonder why the hulking, formidable form of Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was standing behind the right shoulder of the presumptive nominee, Donald Trump through The Donald’s 3 hour victory ramble last … Continue reading →

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