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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Posted on July 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Posted on July 13, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Posted on July 12, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure

Posted on June 22, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure The U.S. Senate showed some spine today as it passed its strongest gun control measure in decades. In a startlingly bipartisan manner, the Senate voted 64 to 36 to deny Osama Bin … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties

Posted on June 9, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties Although my father and mother and uncles and aunts hadn’t a single high school diploma among them, they were often wise in the way of the world. And while some of the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from The Lord of the Rings

Posted on June 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from the Lord of the Rings It seems only hours ago that the Republican establishment was united in the “Stop Trump” movement. They firmly believed that Trump was pure evil—a manifestation of the “Dark Lord” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter

Posted on May 31, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter Here at Stevieslaw, the cricket-quiet of last night was shattered by the screams of some poor tormented soul. I don’t know how long it took me to realize that the tormented soul was me. It was … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Outhouse of the True Conservative

Posted on May 14, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Outhouse of the True Conservative In a Stevieslaw exclusive, we have learned that Republican controlled states will no longer provide indoor plumbing in schools and public buildings, rather than agree to an Obama administration ruling that allows transgender … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed–Trump Takes Derby

Posted on May 8, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed–Trump takes Derby Donald Trump bested twenty horses today to win the 142nd running of the Kentucky Derby. His time of 1 minute, 58.4 seconds for the 1 ¼ mile race was much faster than … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump

Posted on May 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump American journalists of all stripes have been spending the last few days beating themselves up. Journalists have realized that by reporting on Trump exclusively, in all his many manifestations, instead of reporting on anything else on the … Continue reading →

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