Category Archives: gang gang dance

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron and the Corned-beef Conspiracy

Posted on June 12, 2013 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron and the Corned-beef Conspiracy We all knew that Myron, our fiery red-headed cousin, had met his match in marrying Marsha. Myron had made a fortune using his untutored math skills to bet on the ponies. He had taken … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: As Is- The LAGuide to Your Best Sale Yet.

Posted on June 5, 2013 by stevieslaw

As Is: The LAGuide to Your Best Sale Yet. Trust me. Here in Central Pennsylvania, there is many a morning in early March so raw that it sends all sensible people back to bed with a hot water bottle and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Global Warming Gets Personal

Posted on June 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Global Warming gets Personal Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, practically shredded the main section of our local newspaper, the CDT, this morning—even before she finished her first cup of coffee. “Hold on,” I said, “I haven’t even looked at … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Recession Proof Income

Posted on April 30, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has always been exceptionally good at “cat and mouse” games, so she seems a natural for the CIA. I fear, however, that this time she may have gone too far. She put an ad in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Getting Out of Dodge

Posted on April 27, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Getting Out of Dodge Both the House and the Senate passed legislation today that would allow the FAA to transfer up to 243 million dollars from other programs to “prevent reduced operations and staffing” through September 30th. “No traffic … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Representation

Posted on April 18, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Representation Smokey Diamond, our dynamic reporter, was still in shock over the Senate refusal to pass a bill with even a minor change to the rules governing gun ownership, when he came across the term “elected representative” in today’s … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks

Posted on April 17, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks While 93% of the members of the National Rifle Association are in favor of increased background checks, to make sure that the unstable and criminal do not acquire guns, the leaders of the group … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—The WWW Program

Posted on April 8, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates-The WWW Program Just this morning in a Stevieslaw exclusive, NRA spokesperson, Rey Loaded, was explaining to our very frightened investigative reporter, Smokey Diamond, the essence of their brand new “Wing a Wing-nut Wednesday” program. “As I’m sure … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: You Look Mahvelous!-My Voices Column for April

Posted on April 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

You Look Mahvelous! We had a fine time at Jerome’s Bar Mitzvah reception on Saturday. Jerome is the youngest of cousin Myna’s four sons and has secured a place for himself in the family by being really normal. Around the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Out of the Mouth of Babes

Posted on March 7, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Out of the Mouth of Babes Abigail, one half of Cousin Myron’s teen twins, has been watching a bunch of old TV shows from her mom and dad’s era. She likes Maverick, Get Smart, and Mash best. Last Sunday, … Continue reading →

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