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My Voices Article for March

Posted on March 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Middleclassmenship: the Less-intelligent-than-average-American Guide to Appearing to still be Middle Class My wife’s cousins, improbably named the Astors, could easily be the poster family for the new economy. Cousin Matthew was 30 last week and is still waiting tables. He … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: I Don’t Want You Hangin’ Round

Posted on February 22, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: I don’t want you hangin round Every now and again our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, graces its pages with a picture of our governor, Tom Corbett. I will admit that seeing his face in the morning paper … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Voices Article for February

Posted on February 11, 2013 by stevieslaw

Not the Same as Lies*: The LAguide to the Art of Crafting Your Alternative History We received quite a crop of Holiday letters this year. It seems that more and more, close friends, relatives, and people we barely know are … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Thoughts? My Lit Club talk from January

Posted on February 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

“Who Knows Where the Time Goes?” Psychologists carefully define “significant life events” as events that are significant and happen during a life. Strictly in terms of that powerful definition, I had two significant life events on a single day in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The War on the Disorganized

Posted on January 26, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The War on the Disorganized Forget the war on Christmas. The war so many of us have to pay attention to is the war on the disorganized. Here at Stevieslaw, our former employer, The Penn State University, has decided … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Rooting for OMW

Posted on January 24, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Rooting for OMW Let’s not lie to one another. I know you are not sitting in front of your TV at five in the afternoon and again at eleven at night dressed in your favorite “let it snow sweatshirt.” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!”

Posted on January 10, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fox News Trumpets an “I Told You So!” Fox News’ Medical Experts are citing a recent report that shows American men have the lowest life expectancy and American women the second lowest among 17 developed nations as evidence of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Moving on up

Posted on January 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Moving On Up After Fox News announced this week that they had been able to save Christmas from the heathens for another year, they spoke angrily about a new assault on freedom. Fox spokesperson, Bea Affeared, claimed evidence that … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Getting with the Program

Posted on January 1, 2013 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid and nearly award winning investigative reporter, was astonished to learn this morning that some Americans are trying to determine what the “fiscal cliff” negotiations might mean for them and their country. “No, no, no,” grumbled Smokey. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My December Voices Article-We Wuz Robbed

Posted on December 7, 2012 by stevieslaw

We Wuz Robbed*: The LAguide to the Fine Art of Sore Losing Imagine—it is 1950—you are in the Bronx, New York City, watching a Little League Baseball game. A fourteen year old Donald Trump tries to make it home from … Continue reading →

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