Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: No Accusation

Posted on October 30, 2012 by stevieslaw

Governor Romney, speaking at a campaign stop in Florida said today “I am not accusing President Obama of conspiring with climate scientists to construct this devastating hurricane, no matter what other smart and rational people are saying. Fair and Balanced … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve

Posted on October 29, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve At 7 AM today, Governor Romney lambasted President Obama for the “truly terrible job he has done in executing the emergency response in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.” “In a Romney administration,” he intoned, “You … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop

Posted on October 25, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop on my wish list. On a campaign stop in Southern Iowa today, Franklin Delano Romney told a joke about President Obama, turned his head up to the sky and was splattered by bird poop. Campaign spokesperson, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt Plan for Iran

Posted on October 24, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt plan for Iran Franklin Delano Romney may be an ultra-liberal when it comes to domestic policy, but he is relentless in his push to make America, once again, the mightiest country on the planet. Today, Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Mitt no More

Posted on October 24, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Mitt no More “You won’t have Mitt to kick around anymore,” opined Smokey Diamond, our ace reporter. “The word on the street is he is changing his name from Mitt to Franklin Delano Romney.” We turned on the TV … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates

Posted on October 23, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Tracking the Candidates Smokey Diamond, our usually unflappable ace reporter, went catatonic after the first debate. She is recovered and will be closely following the Republican candidates daily, until Election Day, which Republicans in Ohio are now telling everyone … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices Article for October

Posted on October 3, 2012 by stevieslaw

Give me Strength—The Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide to Staying in the Pink. Need I remind you of what a klutz my genius cousin Myron is? Just yesterday he missed the curb on Flatbush Avenue and turned his ankle with a sound … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year

Posted on September 29, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year. As many of you may have realized, with a sigh and an odd tear, the hot-dog stand on the corner of Allen and College will be closing for the season any day now. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced

Posted on September 6, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced Fox News, following the lead of the Republican National Committee, summarized the convention speeches of Sandra Fluke and Bill Clinton with the following tweet: Impeached ex-pres goes after slut at podium.

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Stevieslaw:My Voices Column for September

Posted on September 5, 2012 by stevieslaw

From Whole Cloth: The Less-Intelligent-than-average American Guide to Science and Nature: In Ethan Canin’s title story from his prize winning collection, a retired high school biology and astronomy teacher listens in one night as his next door neighbor identifies the … Continue reading →

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