Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one

Stevieslaw: Pennsylvania aims to be number one Pennsylvania is stuck at number two, behind Nevada, as the second largest gambling venue in the nation. That will soon change! When faced with a huge budget shortfall, Pennsylvania legislators did just what … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book

Stevieslaw: Pruitt to rule EPA by the Book. I.C. Light, spokesperson for EPA Chief Scott Pruitt, told our own Smokey Diamond this morning that Mr. Pruitt will use the New Testament and the New Testament alone to guide the actions … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Pure Coincidence

Stevieslaw: Pure Coincidence Sarah Huckabee Sanders assured the press today that the permanent relocation of three senior members of the Trump campaign to Bahrain is not connected to the ongoing Mueller investigation. “There is no way of knowing,” she told … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Hurls

Stevieslaw: Trump Hurls Cousin Myron—that red-headed insanity, called this morning. For once, he was in a good mood. “Guess who Jason heard from today,” he asked. Jason is the male half of Myron’s twins. “Four more Ivy League schools,” I … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Everything you always wanted to know about the Trump tax cuts but were afraid to ask.

Stevieslaw: Everything you always wanted to know about the Trump tax cuts but were afraid to ask. Are you wealthy? YES: Rejoice! NO: You are going to get hosed!

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Stevieslaw: It could happen here department

Stevieslaw: It could happen here department Trump Tweets: 6:21 AM. I did not press the red button. If CNN and those other fake news stations say I pressed the red button, they are lying. Fake News. 6:28 AM. And anyway, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Why no one is home

Stevieslaw: Why no one is home In Catch 22, Colonel Cathcart spends every waking hour planning his campaign. The logistical problems are examined with the help of staff—one Colonel Korn to be precise. Sure Cathcart knows there is a war … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Big Yellow Taxi

A guest editorial from Joni Mitchell.  Anyone else miss Obama? I thought you might. Remember: friends don’t let friends vote Republican. Some lyrics from big yellow taxi. They paved paradise And put up a parking lot With a pink hotel, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Khardashians New Hit Show

Stevieslaw: The Khardashian’s New Hit Show Here at Stevieslaw, we are generally not fond of memoirs or reality TV. Sure, Smokey Diamond, for reasons of her own, faithfully watches “This Cat’s Life,” on Animal Story TV, but that’s about the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets: Who’s the Moron Now!

Stevieslaw: Trump Tweets: Who’s the Moron Now! EPA chief, Scott Pruitt, announced this morning that the U.S. has entered into an energy deal with China. “The U.S. will trade solar panels and wind and water turbines to China, said Pruitt, … Continue reading

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