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Stevieslaw: NRA proposes bold new plan.

The recent shooting in a Louisiana movie theatre, when coupled with the trial of the Colorado movie theatre shooter, has many thoughtful people shaking their heads and murmuring, “what can we do, what can we do?” Fortunately, that is not … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Demands Cops Disarm

NRA Spokesperson, T.R.G. Finger, made it clear today that the wave of police violence sweeping the nation was giving gun enthusiasts a bad name and must be contained. Mr. Finger, who is best known for arguing before the Alabama Supreme … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Briefs

Stevieslaw: NRA Briefs Michigan Governor, Rick Snyder, vetoed a bill yesterday that would have allowed people “who faced restraining orders as a result of domestic violence or stalking allegations to obtain guns, as long as their orders didn’t specifically restrict … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines–NRA flies into the future.

  Here at Stevieslaw, we hate to see articles in our local newspaper about gun control, as it always signals another victory for the gun lobby and the NRA.  Just today, there was a piece about new legislation in Pennsylvania … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Will Republicans Surrender Another Minority?

Although Cousin Myron has not yet formally announced his candidacy, Stevieslaw has learned that the Koch brother sponsored American Crossroads is planning to air several 30 second slots this spring in an attempt to upend the campaign of Cousin Myron, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Uncle Tom

Man of the people, Governor Tom Corbett, was quoted in our local paper as suggesting that one significant reason the unemployment rate in Pennsylvania was lagging the nation was that people were not applying for jobs because they would fail … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Representation

Stevieslaw: Representation Smokey Diamond, our dynamic reporter, was still in shock over the Senate refusal to pass a bill with even a minor change to the rules governing gun ownership, when he came across the term “elected representative” in today’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—Fear of Background Checks While 93% of the members of the National Rifle Association are in favor of increased background checks, to make sure that the unstable and criminal do not acquire guns, the leaders of the group … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Updates—The WWW Program

Stevieslaw: NRA Updates-The WWW Program Just this morning in a Stevieslaw exclusive, NRA spokesperson, Rey Loaded, was explaining to our very frightened investigative reporter, Smokey Diamond, the essence of their brand new “Wing a Wing-nut Wednesday” program. “As I’m sure … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA

Stevieslaw: Democrats Defy NRA Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has learned that liberal Democrats plan to introduce legislation that will change the nature of assault weapon ownership and use in America forever. Spokesperson, Ima Cooked, said “The bill we are … Continue reading

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