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Stevieslaw: Jeff Sessions urges good ol’ boys to be patient

Stevieslaw: Jeff Sessions urges good ol’ boys to be patient* Jeff Sessions, Trump appointee for attorney general, cautioned his followers “not to expect miracles.” Sessions, in a remarkably candid interview, said that the work of restoring slavery would take months … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: It can’t happen here department

The Writer’s Almanac ran this today.  Smokey and I feel as if some entity is trying to tell us something.  If only we could figure it out.   Today is the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the Night of Broken Glass (1938). … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg. Here at Stevieslaw, we were frankly confused by the news cycle. For example, Trump’s statement that he could gun down someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it, faded with the sun; while Clinton’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: One a Day

Stevieslaw: One a Day Trump Industries has begun marketing a “Make America Great Again,” pill under the brand name, “Believe Me.” “Believe Me,” will be sold through the mail and on street corners and will be heavily advertised.” “Ads for … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from The Lord of the Rings

Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from the Lord of the Rings It seems only hours ago that the Republican establishment was united in the “Stop Trump” movement. They firmly believed that Trump was pure evil—a manifestation of the “Dark Lord” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump

Stevieslaw: Enabling Trump American journalists of all stripes have been spending the last few days beating themselves up. Journalists have realized that by reporting on Trump exclusively, in all his many manifestations, instead of reporting on anything else on the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How do I say goodbye to an old friend?

I am not a news junkie. I do not spend my time flipping through cable channels to relive again and again the endless litany of bad and worse. Yet, I start every morning with my local newspaper, The Centre Daily … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trumped. Policy Statements from out Future President (1)

Stevieslaw: Trumped! Policy Statements from our Future President (1) The Donald spokesperson, Ima N.T. Fired, said today that front-runner Trump has revised his immigration policy. “The Donald is quick on his feet,” noted Mr. Fired, and is willing to modify … Continue reading

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