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Stevieslaw: House Repubs ask: How many other massacres never happened?

Posted on February 4, 2017 by stevieslaw

A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Manufacturer of “tiny pens” Rejoices

Posted on February 4, 2017 by stevieslaw

Brad Holdlost, CEO of “Little Pens for Little Tots,” says business is booming ever since Donald Trump started using his “extra small” pen to sign executive orders at the White House. The pen is small enough to be used by … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Gifted Liars Wanted

Posted on February 3, 2017 by stevieslaw

As a public service, Stevieslaw is passing on a help-wanted ad that appeared in USA Today, yesterday. Help Wanted: Conscience-free, gifted liars are desperately needed for ongoing operation in the nation’s capital. If you are the kind of person who … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again

Posted on February 3, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again While we were worrying about President Orange starting a nuclear war with a foe or a friend, Congressional Republicans scrapped a Obama era regulation that prevented coal mining debris from being dumped into the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw:My Voices Column for September

Posted on February 1, 2017 by stevieslaw

Originally posted on Stevie's Law:
From Whole Cloth: The Less-Intelligent-than-average American Guide to Science and Nature: In Ethan Canin’s title story from his prize winning collection, a retired high school biology and astronomy teacher listens in one night as…

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Stevieslaw: John Adams weighs in on Betsy Devos

Posted on February 1, 2017 by stevieslaw

In a stunning rebuke of Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, John Adams repeated a statement he first made in 1785 on the subject of public education: “The whole people must take upon themselves the education of the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Better than Bannon (Wormtongue)

Posted on January 30, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Better Than Bannon (wormtongue) Donald Trump announced in a tweet today that he would fill a last slot on the National Security Council with Vladimir Putin. The NSC was formed during the Truman administration to advise the President on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Je veux rentrer chez moi

Posted on January 28, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Je veux rentrer chez moi. The sound of relentless sobbing, so loud that it deprived most New Yorkers of sleep last night was traced in the early morning to a despondent Statue of Liberty. Liberty had dropped her torch … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service Code Names (Steve Bannon now Wormtongue)

Posted on January 27, 2017 by stevieslaw

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Secret Service code names(Steve Bannon now Wormtongue) It has long been known that the Secret Service uses code names for the President, Vice-President and his closest advisors so they may react to…

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans form Hosanna Choir to praise Trump

Posted on January 25, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans form hosanna choir to praise Trump Some fear that the Trump years will be hard on artists, writers and performers based on recent tweets that suggest Trump will cancel funding for the National Endowment for the Arts … Continue reading →

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