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Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized.

Posted on February 9, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Nordstrom Nationalized U.S. Special Forces, in a seamless operation across the Nation, occupied all 123 Nordstroms, 215 Nordstrom Racks, 5 Trunk Clubs, 2 Jeffreys, 2 clearance stores and Corporate Headquarters in Seattle. Trump tweeted in the early morning hours … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans to privatize breathing

Posted on February 7, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans to privatize breathing House Republicans introduced legislation today that would permit multinational corporations to buy “breathing zones,” in the United States. The cost of each zone would be tied to the resident population. Americans would be charged … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans Fix Child Labor Laws

Posted on February 6, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans fix child labor laws. House Republicans today repealed the major provisions of the child labor laws which had basically governed how long and how hard children under the age of 16 could work. Republican spokesperson, Igot Mine, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Repubs ask: How many other massacres never happened?

Posted on February 4, 2017 by stevieslaw

A spokesperson for Tea Party Republican Congressman, Tim Huelskampn, said today that the House of Representatives will form a blue ribbon panel to investigate not only the massacre at Bowling Green but other massacres as well. “Bowling Green is just … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Gifted Liars Wanted

Posted on February 3, 2017 by stevieslaw

As a public service, Stevieslaw is passing on a help-wanted ad that appeared in USA Today, yesterday. Help Wanted: Conscience-free, gifted liars are desperately needed for ongoing operation in the nation’s capital. If you are the kind of person who … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again

Posted on February 3, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Making the rivers burn again While we were worrying about President Orange starting a nuclear war with a foe or a friend, Congressional Republicans scrapped a Obama era regulation that prevented coal mining debris from being dumped into the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: John Adams weighs in on Betsy Devos

Posted on February 1, 2017 by stevieslaw

In a stunning rebuke of Trump’s pick for Secretary of Education, Betsy Devos, John Adams repeated a statement he first made in 1785 on the subject of public education: “The whole people must take upon themselves the education of the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Better than Bannon (Wormtongue)

Posted on January 30, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Better Than Bannon (wormtongue) Donald Trump announced in a tweet today that he would fill a last slot on the National Security Council with Vladimir Putin. The NSC was formed during the Truman administration to advise the President on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Je veux rentrer chez moi

Posted on January 28, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Je veux rentrer chez moi. The sound of relentless sobbing, so loud that it deprived most New Yorkers of sleep last night was traced in the early morning to a despondent Statue of Liberty. Liberty had dropped her torch … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans form Hosanna Choir to praise Trump

Posted on January 25, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans form hosanna choir to praise Trump Some fear that the Trump years will be hard on artists, writers and performers based on recent tweets that suggest Trump will cancel funding for the National Endowment for the Arts … Continue reading →

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