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Stevieslaw: Big News form Drip

Posted on July 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

When it comes to poverty in America, the Republican candidates for President are evenly divided between the theorists—led by the brainy Rick Perry, and the realists—best and loudly represented by Donald Trump. The realists approach to the poor is simply … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Our Tragic Loss of Faith

Posted on July 17, 2015 by stevieslaw

Our local paper, the CDT, picked up a story today by AP writers, Joan Lowy and Tom Krisher, that the Republicans are packing the “must pass” transportation bill with “industry-sought provisions that would block, delay, or roll back safety rules.” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi

Posted on July 15, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans to Learn Farsi House Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, vowed today that Senate Republicans will find more vigorous reasons to disapprove the Iran Treaty than the simple, “that black guy in the White House made it happen,” although McConnell … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Whose Garden Was This?

Posted on July 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

No. None of my best friends are polar bears. I have never seen one in the wild and it seems unlikely that I ever will. So I was surprised this morning by my reaction—a profound sadness, to a U.S. Government … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Blows a Gasket

Posted on July 2, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Blows a Gasket When the phone rang at 11:30 this morning, I knew as I went to retrieve it that the call was from my Cousin Myron. He has been laying low since taking himself out of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Long May it Wave?

Posted on June 22, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Long may it wave? E. Waugh, spokesperson for German Chancellor Angela Merkel, announced today that the Nazi flag would once again fly over the Reichstag Building in Berlin. Evelyn said, “While we all know that the Nazi regime was … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Posted on June 20, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill

Posted on June 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill The FDA seems poised to approve an over-the-counter drug that will allow black people to appear in public as white. FDA spokesperson, Tchek Twice, said “it’s a consequence of continuing research into stealth aircraft—essentially adding … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Posted on June 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Posted on June 14, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading →

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