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Stevieslaw: House to Sue Penn State

Posted on July 31, 2014 by stevieslaw

House Republicans, led by hard charging John Boehner, announced today that they will sue Penn State University for something or other. “This is in addition to our suit against Obama, clarified Johnny. It is important for House Republicans to show … Continue reading →

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Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success

Posted on July 25, 2014 by stevieslaw

Cousin Myron and the Sweet Smell of Success I was surprised when Cousin Myron called and asked me to meet him at the specialty deli across from the library downtown. Myron, the rich, red-headed math whizz, had instructions from his … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Party, Party

Posted on July 16, 2014 by stevieslaw

According to this morning’s CDT, State College has been named the fourth most exciting place in Pennsylvania behind Pittsburgh, West Chester and Lancaster. The ratings were announced by Devon Buechler, a public relations associate for the real estate firm, Movoto. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Modest Proposal

Posted on July 14, 2014 by stevieslaw

Remember when your mother would tell you, “You should be ashamed of yourself?” I do and I was. It was the worst feeling. Unfortunately, it seems like some people did not have functioning moms—or perhaps they have simply forgotten them … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter

Posted on April 11, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Art Linkletter In the 50’s, Art Linkletter was the host of House Party in which he interviewed children in a segment entitled, “kids say the darndest things.” It later became the basis for a number of books and, later, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican Support Change in Minimum Wage

Posted on April 1, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Repubicans Support Change in Minimum Wage In a startling development, Mime Mine, spokesperson for Congressman Paul Ryan announced today that he will fight for legislation that supports a change in the Federal mandated minimum wage. This is a … Continue reading →

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You can buy Matzo Ball Soup

Posted on March 12, 2014 by stevieslaw

You can buy matzo ball soup in Boca Raton because my mom’s family, like the cast of a dozen sitcoms, streamed South in 1971 to trade subway cars and frostbite for shuffleboard and skin cancer along the coast of South … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: National Weather Service Tracking Rebecca

Posted on February 28, 2014 by stevieslaw

The National Weather Service announced today that it has begun to track another major weather event, termed Rebecca. Rebecca, or pleasant Tuesday, is scheduled to impact the entire nation on March 18th. No snow, sleet, hail, freezing rain, torrential downpours, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act

Posted on February 23, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Kansas Poised to Pass “Safe Passage” Act The Kansas State Legislature, led by the compassionate Christian Right, seems poised to pass a bill that will guarantee the “safe passage” of some of its citizens through Kansas to the border … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando

Posted on February 19, 2014 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Hemlock Society to Move to Orlando Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, returned from Orlando, Florida today looking like something the cat dragged in. “That full body armor is heavy,” she complained. “But at least I made it back alive.” … Continue reading →

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