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Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year

Stevieslaw: The Biggest Deadline of the Year. As many of you may have realized, with a sigh and an odd tear, the hot-dog stand on the corner of Allen and College will be closing for the season any day now. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced

Stevieslaw: Fair and Balanced Fox News, following the lead of the Republican National Committee, summarized the convention speeches of Sandra Fluke and Bill Clinton with the following tweet: Impeached ex-pres goes after slut at podium.

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Stevieslaw:My Voices Column for September

From Whole Cloth: The Less-Intelligent-than-average American Guide to Science and Nature: In Ethan Canin’s title story from his prize winning collection, a retired high school biology and astronomy teacher listens in one night as his next door neighbor identifies the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea

Stevieslaw: Herbal Tea I hadn’t seen Arnold Slanzky in years. The last I had heard he was working toward a doctorate in Public Health with a thesis that purported to show that the pets of the top 1% had much … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis

Stevieslaw: Mitt’s Motherboard Crisis. Republicans fear that Mitt’s new motherboard, Empathy III, will not arrive from China in time for the convention. As you have no doubt heard, Empathy II fried during the Mitts attempt at a birther joke. Sal … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me

Stevieslaw: Somebody Help Me I woke a week ago Monday to find three representatives from Americans for Prosperity; the superpac formed by the billionaire Koch brothers, in my living room. They had somehow learned that I was a registered independent … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Practice, Practice, Practice

I have known engineers who, when faced with a new piece of research equipment, will spend several weeks pressing every button, tweaking every knob, and observing the results with some sort of geek glee—all without recourse to the manufacturer’s manual. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: I am the King of England

Stevieslaw: I am the King of England In my freshman year at college, my calculus professor set out to show the students in his class how woefully undereducated they were. He offered up the following challenge: If he could prove … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Your Roots Are Showing

Stevieslaw: Your Roots are Showing Lt. Gov David Dewhurst lost a GOP runoff election to Tea Party candidate Ted Cruz yesterday because it was rumored that he had once uttered the word democrat in a student production in third grade. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty

Stevieslaw: Mitty Unwitty When Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, ran down The Mitt’s campaign spokesperson, Iwana More, at his family vacation compound in Nantucket, he found Iwana pumped up and crowing. “Mitt’s overseas tour was a great victory,” she said. … Continue reading

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