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Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.”

Posted on February 23, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum to ban “Jockey Shorts.” Super-principled Rick Santorum, vowed yesterday to lead the fight to ban so-called “jockey shorts” as his first order of business after he ascends to the Presidency. Ican T. Ellyou, spokesperson for the Rickster, explained … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy

Posted on February 21, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum Decries Obama’s Space Policy Rick Santorum’s campaign announced today that the candidate would end NASA and private space exploration, once he ascends to the Presidency. His spokesperson, Hunt W. Itch , said that the candidate had first hand … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Santorum Hits Yet Another Home Run.

Posted on February 21, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Santorum Hits Yet Another Home Run. I wasn’t surprised when Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, woke me at four this morning. Santorum got it exactly right when he said on national TV that Obama believes that “man is here … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Moon Bases at Risk

Posted on February 18, 2012 by stevieslaw

Moon Bases at Risk House Republicans asked Barack Obama today to explain his plan for reducing the U.S. nuclear arsenal. The President had first announced the plan in 2009. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter was down like a shot to … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Voices column for February

Posted on February 4, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: So You Think You Have Talent. Smokey Diamond and I were sitting at the local University Starbucks last Wednesday morning discussing Nietzsche’s Ubermensch and how the concept might apply to the future Republican Presidential Candidate—-be it Mitt Romney or … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Bad Robot

Posted on January 30, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Bad Robot Obama campaign spokesperson, Dr. T. Ickes, offered a suggestion for all of the President’s supporters. Smokey managed a grin when she heard about it, for as she said, “it took me back to all those hours I … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012

Posted on January 10, 2012 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Unofficial Campaign Songs of 2012 Who could ever forget the amazing feeling of great joy and hope that we all felt when John McCain came into the room with the band blaring in the background that historically American … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Then Came Santorum

Posted on January 3, 2012 by stevieslaw

The Iowa caucus is threatening to make a contender out of Rick Santorum, and the word Smokey and I had in the offices of Stevieslaw—publisher of the Less-intelligent-than-average American Guide series—is that Route 219 up to the New York State … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Who’s on First?

Posted on December 22, 2011 by stevieslaw

Picture John Boehner and Eric Cantor discussing the payroll tax bill vote. Perhaps, it went something like this. EC: Yes. We get to stick it to Obama again. JB: No, it is then. EC: No? You don’t want to stick … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: A Tea Party Endorsed Christmas Carol

Posted on December 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

The House Republican Caucus announced today that they will perform “A Tea Party Christmas Carol,” for contributors on the Mall this Saturday night. The production will be directed by John Boehner. Starring as Scrooge will be the versatile Eric Cantor, … Continue reading →

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