Category Archives: Humor

Stevieslaw: My Banner Year

Posted on May 5, 2011 by stevieslaw

My Banner Year We stormed out today to face the gardened spring. First to clear the sorry dead we adventured with last year— both Lowes and odd name tags still hanging sad and limp from the blackened branches of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Voices of Central Pa Column

Posted on May 5, 2011 by stevieslaw

For those of you without access to the Voices of Central PA article, here it is: Reducing the Deficit—the Hottest Ideas. Now that Wall Street has reminded our Federal Government that they are not too big to fail, and that … Continue reading →

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StevieslawConnectthedots: Goldman Sachs and Global Warming.

Posted on May 4, 2011 by stevieslaw

StevieslawConnecttheDots: Goldman Sachs and Global Warming New calculations that suggest the melting of Arctic and Antarctic Ice will have us underwater sooner than we thought have not resonated with much of the American public and their elected leaders. In fact, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslawsuggests: Getting Out of Dodge.

Posted on May 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

Many of us woke to the long-awaited news that Osama Bin Laden had been killed by U.S. forces, in an early morning raid on his hide-out in Pakghanistan, just down the street from the Pakistani’s major military academy. Those of … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged CIA, Fox news, General Petraeus, iraq, john wayne, Obama Bin Laden, On Her Hair She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, Osama Bin Laden, Pakghistan, pakistan, Scylla and Charybdis | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Voices of Central PA.

Posted on May 2, 2011 by stevieslaw

Starting with this, the May issue, I will have a column in Voices of Central PA. This month’s piece is a look at plans to reduce or eliminate the deficit. Serious stuff. Please have a look.

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StevieslawWonders: Come again, Tom Corbett.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

There are signs of high-anxiety in Pennsylvania. Although spring is sprung, the grass has not yet riz and the birdies aren’t. People are taking it hard as well. Many are unkempt, unshaven and uncommunicative. They wander around and mutter to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Beaver Stadium, black humor, family value, Marcellus Shale, natural gas, Penn State, pennsylvania, smokey diamond, tom corbett | Leave a comment

StevieslawConspTheory101: I Believe, I Do I Believe It’s True…

Posted on April 28, 2011 by stevieslaw

Psst. Psst. You. Yes, you. Now that the President has shown he was born in the USA, I bet you are looking for another conspiracy theory to latch onto. I have one right here in the inside pocket of my … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged conspiracy theory, dumb and dumber, public education, tom paxton, vouchers | 2 Comments

StevieslawBofRights: Don’t Shoot. We Give Up.

Posted on April 27, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Don’t Shoot. We Give Up. It seems that at least once a week our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, treats us to an article about the six “w’s” of the gun law. Today it was, “Leaders debate guns … Continue reading →

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StevieslawExclusive: The Donald, Barack Hussein Obama, and the Taliban Tunnel

Posted on April 26, 2011 by stevieslaw

Donald Trump has been running hard against Barack Obama, even though it’s quite early in the race for the Presidency. Trump has been arguing that there is no evidence to prove that Obama was born in America. More recently, he … Continue reading →

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StevieslawPubServAnn: Squelching the Naturally Gaseous Rumors

Posted on April 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

David Caruso, of the Associated Press, reports in this morning’s Centre Daily Times that the natural gas industry will stop using riverside water treatment plants to get rid of millions of barrels of tainted wastewater that results from fracking. The … Continue reading →

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