Category Archives: sleepless in state college

Stevieslaw: Tom Corbett’s Lucky Socks

Posted on December 8, 2013 by stevieslaw

In his very successful effort to say something really stupid every day, Governor Tom Corbett tied raising the State’s minimum wage to changing the dynamic of the economic recovery. “The economy is starting to come back, Corbett said, I always … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tire Pressure–The LAGuide to Buying a Car

Posted on December 8, 2013 by stevieslaw

Tire Pressure: The LAGuide to Buying a Car No one sane would ever accuse the male members of my immediate family of “poetic leanings,” yet each and every one of them certainly subscribed to a philosophy based to some extent … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Corbett Brief Defines Poor, Pregnant and Disabled as Icky

Posted on December 7, 2013 by stevieslaw

I’m certain that Marc Levy, writing for the Associated Press, did not intend to write a coma inducing article about Tom Corbett’s plan to bring Federal Medicaid dollars to Pennsylvania for the purpose of not using them. Writing sensibly about … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Panic in the Streets as Hedge Fund Managers Strike

Posted on December 7, 2013 by stevieslaw

So you open up the local newspaper to page 4 only to learn that the a. Farm workers, b. Personal and Home Care Aides, c. Food Preparation and Serving workers, or d. Portfolio Managers at Large Hedge Funds, are on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Rover Spirit Unlocks Martian Mystery

Posted on December 5, 2013 by stevieslaw

NASA reported today that their Martian Rover Spirit had uncovered a treasure trove of documents from an ancient civilization. It has taken NASA and the best minds at the NSA more than two years to translate some of these documents—with … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Continuing War on Xmas

Posted on December 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

The Grand Old Party will oppose a bid by Democrats to extend jobless benefits for the long-term unemployed, which are set to expire just a few days after Christmas. The loss of benefits will affect roughly 3.2 million people over … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Limbo Lower Now

Posted on December 3, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Limbo Lower Now Paul Kane, writing for the Washington Post, mistitles his piece “Critical Month awaits Congress”, which is appropriate only if the word critical actually means “of no importance.” In the article, Paul points out that this Congress … Continue reading →

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Satisfying the Critics

Posted on November 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Satisfying a Host of Critics Richway T. Windblows, spokesperson for the Obama administration, announced today that the president was introducing a bold new measure to satisfy critics in not one, but two areas. “With a single stroke of his … Continue reading →

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The LAGuide to Saving Time

Posted on November 6, 2013 by stevieslaw

Hurry: The LAGuide to Saving Time The average American now works 137.3 hours a week at 2.7 jobs. With the commute adding another 24.7 hours a week, free time has become, pound for pound*, as valuable as platinum. In fact … Continue reading →

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Shredding the Corporate Safety Net

Posted on November 4, 2013 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Shredding the Corporate Safety Net Spokesperson Sham Onus, speaking for “Corporations are People. Inc.” said yesterday that: “The reduction in food stamp benefits is outrageous and must stop. “What kind of country has this become, he added emotionally, when … Continue reading →

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