Category Archives: sleepless in state college

Stevieslaw: Twittering for Millions

Stevieslaw: Twittering for Millions In my old neighborhood of Brownsville, Brooklyn in the seventies, you couldn’t question anyone above the age of 13 and not learn that making money was easy if you knew someone at the racetrack. Not so … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Reflects

Stevieslaw: Cousin Myron Reflects I don’t often hear from Myron’s wife Marsha. We decided, independently, that limiting our discussions to just the state of our respective children’s well-being would do much to promote world peace. When Marsha does call, it … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Smog Gap Threatens America’s Standing in the World

Stevieslaw: Smog Gap Threatens America’s Standing in the World Children of the 1950’s are sure to remember The New York Yankees, The Boston Celtics and the missile gap. It was widely believed that the Russians had more and more powerful … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Our Debate Takeaway

Stevieslaw: Our debate takeaway After breakfasting on smoked mackerel, our fearless reporter, Smokey Diamond explained the debate in the following way: Hillary Clinton, the nominee of the Democratic Party, promised that she would bring all the nations and groups with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Trump to vote for Hillary

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Donald Trump to vote for Hillary In an exclusive interview with Donald Trump this morning, our fearless reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned that Trump will vote for Hillary Clinton for President. Mr. Trump, who has confided in Smokey in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Usual Suspects

Stevieslaw: The Usual Suspects While some might doubt the claim by Donald Trump that his microphone was tampered with, the police department of Hempstead, Long Island, New York is taking the charge quite seriously. Sarah Parker, a spokesperson for Michael … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: “Not I. Hillary Cut Down the Cherry Tree”

Stevieslaw: “Not I. Hillary Cut Down the Cherry Tree.” The big birther announcement by Donald Trump, in which he finally admitted that Obama was born in the United States while blaming Clinton for starting the rumor in the first place, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg. Here at Stevieslaw, we were frankly confused by the news cycle. For example, Trump’s statement that he could gun down someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it, faded with the sun; while Clinton’s … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease

Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease Alldatrut, a Brooklyn based blog that Smokey and I follow religiously (we love to say “what the…”), has just published a definitive analysis of Hillary Clinton’s health problems. Mrs. Clinton is not suffering from a common … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: A good kick in the pants

Stevieslaw: A Good Kick in the Pants I liked to visit my mother at the nursing home in the mornings. She loved to be served breakfast. She would sit in the big easy chair we had salvaged from her home, … Continue reading

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