Category Archives: sleepless in state college

Stevieslaw: One a Day

Posted on August 3, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: One a Day Trump Industries has begun marketing a “Make America Great Again,” pill under the brand name, “Believe Me.” “Believe Me,” will be sold through the mail and on street corners and will be heavily advertised.” “Ads for … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Persistence of Memory

Posted on July 20, 2016 by stevieslaw

The Persistence of Memory And there it is, something sweet from who knows where– an arrival as unsuspected as finding, upon your doorstep, something old and dear you never knew you’d lost.

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Posted on July 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings

Posted on July 13, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans draw the line at beheadings In a contentious, fourteen hour debate, moderates defeated an amendment to the Republican Platform that would have allowed for the “beheading, boiling in oil, or burning at the stake of perverts.” The amendment … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Year

Posted on July 12, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The NRA’s Banner Season The research arm of the NRA has concluded that every single homicidal maniac in the nation is now armed. “We reached everyone,” said Spokesperson, Armed Hammer, “from the criminally insane actively frothing at the mouth … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure

Posted on June 22, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Senate signs off on gun control measure The U.S. Senate showed some spine today as it passed its strongest gun control measure in decades. In a startlingly bipartisan manner, the Senate voted 64 to 36 to deny Osama Bin … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: My Imaginary Skill–Silver Birch Press

Posted on June 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

My future in DIY, poem by Steven Deutsch (MY IMAGINARY SKILL Poetry & Prose Series) June 17, 2016 // I will be that guy. I swear it. The one that people call when the whoosis is stuck or when that … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties

Posted on June 9, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: In the Colorful Language of the Fifties Although my father and mother and uncles and aunts hadn’t a single high school diploma among them, they were often wise in the way of the world. And while some of the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from The Lord of the Rings

Posted on June 7, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans take a page from the Lord of the Rings It seems only hours ago that the Republican establishment was united in the “Stop Trump” movement. They firmly believed that Trump was pure evil—a manifestation of the “Dark Lord” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter

Posted on May 31, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Predicting Pundit Patter Here at Stevieslaw, the cricket-quiet of last night was shattered by the screams of some poor tormented soul. I don’t know how long it took me to realize that the tormented soul was me. It was … Continue reading →

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