Tag Archives: smokey diamond

Stevieslaw: When is a Rainy Day Not

Posted on May 11, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: When is a Rainy Day Not Our local Newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, published a partial headline today. They often do. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, picked it up right away. The headline was: GOP plan restores school funds. … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Centre Daily Times, GOP, public school funding, public welfare, smokey diamond, tom corbett | Leave a comment

StevieslawConnectthedots: Goldman Sachs and Global Warming.

Posted on May 4, 2011 by stevieslaw

StevieslawConnecttheDots: Goldman Sachs and Global Warming New calculations that suggest the melting of Arctic and Antarctic Ice will have us underwater sooner than we thought have not resonated with much of the American public and their elected leaders. In fact, … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged embryonic stem cells, global warming, Goldman Sachs, mt. washington, Rush Limbaugh, shark stem cells, smokey diamond, stem cells, white mountains | Leave a comment

StevieslawWonders: Come again, Tom Corbett.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by stevieslaw

There are signs of high-anxiety in Pennsylvania. Although spring is sprung, the grass has not yet riz and the birdies aren’t. People are taking it hard as well. Many are unkempt, unshaven and uncommunicative. They wander around and mutter to … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Beaver Stadium, black humor, family value, Marcellus Shale, natural gas, Penn State, pennsylvania, smokey diamond, tom corbett | Leave a comment

StevieslawExclusive: The Donald, Barack Hussein Obama, and the Taliban Tunnel

Posted on April 26, 2011 by stevieslaw

Donald Trump has been running hard against Barack Obama, even though it’s quite early in the race for the Presidency. Trump has been arguing that there is no evidence to prove that Obama was born in America. More recently, he … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Barack Hussein Obama, Barack Obama, columbia, donald trump, harvard, harvard law review, Hussein, legacy, pakghanistan, smokey diamond, taliban, yale | Leave a comment

StevieslawPubServAnn: Squelching the Naturally Gaseous Rumors

Posted on April 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

David Caruso, of the Associated Press, reports in this morning’s Centre Daily Times that the natural gas industry will stop using riverside water treatment plants to get rid of millions of barrels of tainted wastewater that results from fracking. The … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged black humor, bromides, DEP, family value, fizzy water, fracking, natural gas, radioactivity, Scranton, smokey diamond, waste water treatment | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: A Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Producers.

Posted on April 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond was able to obtain The Good Citizenship Guide for Energy Production Corporations: A Primer this week. It is surprisingly short. In applying for a permit to drill, blast, or frack, cite the extensive research you have done that … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged blasting, drilling, energy production, enviromentalists, fracking, lobbyists, smokey diamond, terrorists, two headed chickens | Leave a comment

StevieslawExclusive: Republican Primary to Air on Fox as the Reality-like Show, Lost Too.

Posted on April 20, 2011 by stevieslaw

Our own intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, has uncovered plans by the Republican National Committee to frame their 2012 primary race in terms of the popular TV show “Lost.” The Reality-like show will air on Fox News more or less 24 … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged black humor, boredom, family value, Fox news, Lost, Lost Island, Michelle Bachmann, NC, R, Republican National Committe, Republican Primary, Rick Santorum, smokey diamond | Leave a comment

StevieslawItMakeNoSense: Tom Corbett Babbles like a Blighted Brook. AP Looks On.

Posted on April 19, 2011 by stevieslaw

Peter Jackson of the Associated Press, reporting in today’s local paper, has Pennsylvania Governor and man of the people, Tom Corbett, assuring citizens that he will “not let them poison the water.” Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, and I would … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged Associated Press, black humor, family value, fracking, Income Tax, Marcellus Shale, pollution, property tax, smokey diamond, tom corbett, water pollution | Leave a comment

StevieslawMarket: Survive the New Gun Law with “I am not a Threat Tees.”

Posted on April 16, 2011 by stevieslaw

StevieslawMarketplace: “I am not a threat” Tees Available after Background Check. Karl Andren of the Harrisburg Patriot-News reports in the Centre Daily Times today that the so called “castle-doctrine”, the right to use deadly force if you feel your life … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged black humor, Castle Law, Centre Daily Times, family value, Harrisburg Patriot News, I am no a threat logo, NRA, Rio shootings, Second Amendment, smokey diamond, tee shirts, Virginia Tech | 13 Comments

StevieslawSnipit: The Low-life in Corporate America

Posted on April 14, 2011 by stevieslaw

In a corporate world in which the Pennsylvania DEP would clearly issue a gas fracking permit to drill right beside—let’s say—the only oasis to supply water to the desert city of wishyouwerehere, before being asked, Smokey and I were still … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged agribusiness, Florida, fracking, investigative reporting, Iowa, Minnesota, Pennsylvania DEP, smokey diamond, The Jungle, Upton Sinclair | Leave a comment