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StevieslawGuesstheRest: Making Environmental Protection Less Confrontational in Pennsylvania

The story so far(from the CDT, 4/1/11): “Oil and gas inspectors policing Marcellus Shale developments in Pennsylvania will no longer be able to issue violations to the drilling companies they regulate without first getting the approval of top executives.” GuesstheRest:  … Continue reading

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StevieslawGuesstherest: Ron Tomalis Talks School Budget Cuts.

The Issue: A proposed 1 billion dollar school budget cut by, man of the people, Governor Tom Corbett of Pennsylvania. Education Secretary-nominee, Ron Tomalis defended the cuts by declaring, “I don’t think that dollars is the way that we drive … Continue reading

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StevieslawBrief: Corbett Declares Pennsylvanians Are Smart Enough

Republicans declare an end to public education is on the horizon. Tommy Corbett, republican governor of Pennsylvania and man of the people, announced in his new budget yesterday a one billion dollar cut in public education spending and a huge … Continue reading

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: 12. Tom Corbett takes aim at the State of the Union

12. Republicans rush to pass “The Every Child Waits His Turn Act.” Jan Murphy writing for The (Harrisburg) Patriot-News reported this morning that newly elected Republican Governor Tom Corbett will propose as much as 1 billion dollars in school funding … Continue reading

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