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Stevieslaw: Let’s get real

Stevieslaw: Get Real They came for my Uncle Arthur in the middle of the night. They came, dressed in body armor, with guns drawn. All of my relatives agreed that both of those precautions were sensible. Uncle Arthur could be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How the Centre Daily Times is Undermining Trump

Stevieslaw: Sly Subversion and The Centre Daily Times Ask most people in Central Pennsylvania and they will agree that our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, leans way to the right. Once a week, we are treated to an incoherence … Continue reading

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Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie?

Originally posted on Stevie's Law:
Is That What’s Bothering You, Bunkie? The LAGuide to Never Giving Up. By Steve Deutsch At Stevieslaw, we believe the first law of parenting is to give your child a locally recognizable name and,…

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Nesting

Originally posted on Sarah Russell Poetry:
The finches are courting outside our window, a warbled discussion of real estate and love. Like last year and the year before, they want to lease the flower wreath on our front door. It’s…

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Stevieslaw: Seismic activity rocks Quincy, Massachusetts

Stevieslaw: Seismic activity rocks Quincy Massachusetts Residents of Quincy were awakened last night by an earthquake that measured nearly 5.5 on the Richter Scale. The earthquake continues and is accompanied by a sound of muffled moaning. MIT scientists we’re initially … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Meaning of Trump’s Covfefe

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Covfefe Contrary to Donald Trump’s assertion, covfefe was not the first word invented or promoted by a President, nor is it likely to be the most bigly or huge ever. Harding gave us “normalcy,” Lincoln “Michigander,” Washington “moment” … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Kushie saves the day.

Stevieslaw: Kushie Saves the Day Air Force One was already in the air when the President’s party found out that the Air Force Marching Band would be unable to play at Trump’s arrival because they had to practice for their … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice

Stevieslaw: Poetic Justice My brother Barry, a New York City transplant, spent more than half his life in Florida. Not much went right for him down there, so I was surprised to learn in a 2008 phone call that he … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to Extend Trip

Stevieslaw: Trump to Extend Trip Congressional Republicans have been feverishly working behind the scenes to extend President Trump’s overseas junket to more nations. In a joint news statement this morning, House leader Paul Ryan and Senate leader Mitch McConnell stated, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee

Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee The Washington-post reported today that President Trump is using his upcoming international tour as a smokescreen for his real intent—to flee the United States before he is indicted. His first stop, Saudi Arabia, will also … Continue reading

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