Author Archives: stevieslaw

Dear Brueghel-just appeared in the Ekphrastic Review

Posted on October 1, 2016 by stevieslaw

Venus Frigida, by Peter Paul Rubens (Flemish), 1614. Dear Brueghel, by Steve Deutsch Venus Frigida, by Peter Paul Rubens (Flemish), 1614. Dear Brueghel, Stop by at your good time to see the piece. I’ve named it Venus Frigida. It turns … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Usual Suspects

Posted on September 27, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Usual Suspects While some might doubt the claim by Donald Trump that his microphone was tampered with, the police department of Hempstead, Long Island, New York is taking the charge quite seriously. Sarah Parker, a spokesperson for Michael … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: “Not I. Hillary Cut Down the Cherry Tree”

Posted on September 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: “Not I. Hillary Cut Down the Cherry Tree.” The big birther announcement by Donald Trump, in which he finally admitted that Obama was born in the United States while blaming Clinton for starting the rumor in the first place, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg

Posted on September 16, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Chicken; Clinton’s Egg. Here at Stevieslaw, we were frankly confused by the news cycle. For example, Trump’s statement that he could gun down someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it, faded with the sun; while Clinton’s … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease

Posted on September 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Clinton’s Ravishing Disease Alldatrut, a Brooklyn based blog that Smokey and I follow religiously (we love to say “what the…”), has just published a definitive analysis of Hillary Clinton’s health problems. Mrs. Clinton is not suffering from a common … Continue reading →

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A Last Lab Report

Posted on September 2, 2016 by stevieslaw

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Stevieslaw: A good kick in the pants

Posted on August 29, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: A Good Kick in the Pants I liked to visit my mother at the nursing home in the mornings. She loved to be served breakfast. She would sit in the big easy chair we had salvaged from her home, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: One a Day

Posted on August 3, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: One a Day Trump Industries has begun marketing a “Make America Great Again,” pill under the brand name, “Believe Me.” “Believe Me,” will be sold through the mail and on street corners and will be heavily advertised.” “Ads for … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Persistence of Memory

Posted on July 20, 2016 by stevieslaw

The Persistence of Memory And there it is, something sweet from who knows where– an arrival as unsuspected as finding, upon your doorstep, something old and dear you never knew you’d lost.

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Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public

Posted on July 15, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Dear John Q. Public Hi John Q: Well I’m off on my seven week paid vacation. I’m afraid that once again my colleagues and I got almost nothing done. But why pretend that you care? We will patch together … Continue reading →

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