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Stevieslaw: Moving on up

Stevieslaw: Moving On Up After Fox News announced this week that they had been able to save Christmas from the heathens for another year, they spoke angrily about a new assault on freedom. Fox spokesperson, Bea Affeared, claimed evidence that … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Getting with the Program

Smokey Diamond, our intrepid and nearly award winning investigative reporter, was astonished to learn this morning that some Americans are trying to determine what the “fiscal cliff” negotiations might mean for them and their country. “No, no, no,” grumbled Smokey. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: My December Voices Article-We Wuz Robbed

We Wuz Robbed*: The LAguide to the Fine Art of Sore Losing Imagine—it is 1950—you are in the Bronx, New York City, watching a Little League Baseball game. A fourteen year old Donald Trump tries to make it home from … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Approaching the Fiscal Cliff

Stevieslaw: Approaching the Fiscal Cliff With Republicans and Democrats sniping at each other like recently disarmed Hatfields and McCoys, it is important for us, as citizens, to get a better idea of what we can expect when going over the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Corbett No Respond to Kaen*

Stevieslaw: Corbett No Respond to Kaen* Tom Corbett today responded to charges by Attorney General Elect, Kathleen Kane, that he slowed the Sandusky investigation because he feared a backlash by Penn State fans by stating, “I slowed up the investigation … Continue reading

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My Voices Column for November

Save Yourself. The LAG Antidote to the Busyness Epidemic I had finally convinced Myron, my fierce, brilliant and sometimes demented red-headed cousin, that it was high time we invited some of the other relatives to sample the corned beef at … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: No Accusation

Governor Romney, speaking at a campaign stop in Florida said today “I am not accusing President Obama of conspiring with climate scientists to construct this devastating hurricane, no matter what other smart and rational people are saying. Fair and Balanced … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve

Stevieslaw: Ahead of the Curve At 7 AM today, Governor Romney lambasted President Obama for the “truly terrible job he has done in executing the emergency response in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.” “In a Romney administration,” he intoned, “You … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop

Stevieslaw: The Straight Poop on my wish list. On a campaign stop in Southern Iowa today, Franklin Delano Romney told a joke about President Obama, turned his head up to the sky and was splattered by bird poop. Campaign spokesperson, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt Plan for Iran

Stevieslaw: The M(FDR)itt plan for Iran Franklin Delano Romney may be an ultra-liberal when it comes to domestic policy, but he is relentless in his push to make America, once again, the mightiest country on the planet. Today, Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading

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