Author Archives: stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Unnecessary Urge Department

Posted on February 25, 2011 by stevieslaw

Russ Buettner of the New York Times reports that “Fox News Chief Urged Employees to Lie.”

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A StevieslawSmorgasbord: On Wanting More.

Posted on February 24, 2011 by stevieslaw

AStevieslawSmorgasbord:  On Wanting More. A friend of mine said yesterday that she had never seen a sadder paper.  She was talking about our local newspaper, the CDT, and for a minute I thought she might be making a general—and a … Continue reading →

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StevieslawReligiosity: The New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman

Posted on February 23, 2011 by stevieslaw

Smokey Diamond, our versatile investigative reporter, attended services this Sunday at the New Church of Jesus Christ, Businessman, in downtown Manhattan at a former Union Hall.  CEO, Oscar Meyer, explained that the church is founded on a single principle, “Thou … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: National Rifle Association to Push Childhood Education

Posted on February 21, 2011 by stevieslaw

NRA Plan to Save Millions in Unnecessary Background Checks. Jim Vetuno of the Associated Press reports from Texas today that the State Legislature is working to pass a bill to allow guns on College campuses.  The need is clear for … Continue reading →

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SweetDreams

Posted on February 20, 2011 by stevieslaw

I have absolutely no idea what brought this on. When I showed it to my analyst, she got even more quiet than usual.  Yesterday, I got a card from her announcing that she was retiring and moving “somewhere else.”  She’s … Continue reading →

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StevieslawBrief: Save the Date-KATITAD on March 18th

Posted on February 19, 2011 by stevieslaw

In a move strongly endorsed by the local and national tea party, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has designated March 18th as “Kick a Teacher in the Ass Day.”   The Governor’s spokesperson, Ayn Randy, said, “This action is long overdue, and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Marsupial Research Funding to Spike.

Posted on February 17, 2011 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Marsupial Research Funding to Spike. Stevieslaw has learned, through Wikileaks, that in spite of the trying economic times and the rhetoric surrounding budget cuts, additional funding will be made available for Marsupial Research at the Bronx Zoo.  Smokey Diamond, … Continue reading →

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Half Broke Schwinns-A Parody of Half Broke Horses-Center County Reads Book for 2011

Posted on February 14, 2011 by stevieslaw

Half-Broke Schwinns: A “Guess which part might be true,” Story. I am the hero of my own life. Few people remember the wild and woolly days of South-Central Brooklyn of the late 40’s and early 50’s.  We had a sheep … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: What Will the Pakghanistanis Do?

Posted on February 12, 2011 by stevieslaw

New Game Sweeps the Nations Smokey Diamond, cultural affairs correspondent at Stevieslaw, has been following a new interactive computer game that is sweeping college campuses and occupying tables at Starbucks across the country.  The game, called “What will the Pakghanistanis … Continue reading →

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Newsbriefs You May Have Missed: 15. Obama to pull plug on poor.

Posted on February 11, 2011 by stevieslaw

15. Science shows poor people do not get cold. Citing wire reports, our local newspaper—the CDT— reported on February 10th that President Obama wants to cut 2.5 billion from the 5 billion dollar Low-Income Home Energy Assistance Program, a home … Continue reading →

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