Category Archives: Humor

Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee

Stevieslaw: Orangy Felon to Flee The Washington-post reported today that President Trump is using his upcoming international tour as a smokescreen for his real intent—to flee the United States before he is indicted. His first stop, Saudi Arabia, will also … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump to get National Security Assistance

Stevieslaw: Trump to get national security assistance It has generally been acknowledged that President Donald Trump has been loose-lipped with National Security information—most recently, in disclosing highly classified information to the Russians. Now Chief of Staff, Reince Priebus, has told … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to do Calamine Lotion Commercial

Stevieslaw:  Sean Spicer confirmed today that he will be taking some time off to recover from his “hiding behind a bush” episode.  “Not my proudest moment,” he told our reporter Smokey Diamond.  “And it turns out,” Spicey said,  “The bush … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Guest Editorial by James Halliwell (1840s).

Thinking about Trump, McConnell and Ryan and the rest of the Republican enablers. The last line is a perfect summary. There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked sixpence upon a crooked stile. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Who Trump Turned to.

Stevieslaw: Who Trump Turned to When Donald Trump first began to contemplate the firing of James Comey he sought the advice of his most trusted advisors. Andrew Jackson, somewhat disingenuously, claimed he had never heard of the FBI, which was … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for national parks

Stevieslaw: Crooked Real-estate developer has plans for National Monuments and Parks In a recent executive order, Donald Trump—real-estate developer, golfer and president, ordered a review of land designated as “National Monuments,” since 1996, under the Antiquities Act. Now, Interior Secretary, … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Dishonest mogul seeks to stiff employees

Stevieslaw: Unstable Real-estate mogul seeks to stiff employees A distinguishing characteristic of Donald Trump’s real estate empire was its proclivity for not paying its employees and contractors. Now, President Donald Trump—who suggested yesterday that the U.S. government needed to be … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Donny, Andy and Freddy to write history

Stevieslaw: Trump to fill gap in nation’s history President Donald Trump tweeted early this morning that “there is no history of the civil war ever written—sad,” and vowed to fill in that embarrassing gap. Presidential spokesperson, Sean Spicer, resplendent in … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Trump Praised by World Community

Stevieslaw: Trump praised by world community U.N. Secretary General, Antonio Guterres, today issued a Formal Commendation of Donald Trump. The Commendation read, “It’s been a hundred days and that moron (Donald Trump) has somehow avoided getting us all killed.” “Splendid.” … Continue reading

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