Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: How to be a Billionaire

Stevieslaw: How to be a Billionaire Here at Stevieslaw, we have been known to come down hard on the inanity, right-wingedness, and obliviousness of our local newspaper, The Centre Daily Times, but today I must admit their story on how … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Choice and the Republican Right

Stevieslaw: Choice and the Republican Right It seems an article of faith among the rich and successful of the Republican Right that they are where they are because of the extensive string of wise choices they have made along the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Occupy Nowhere

Stevieslaw: Occupy Nowhere Federal officials reacted with pleasure over the decision by the group of ranchers to occupy the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, a bleak uninviting stretch of wilderness 300 miles from Portland in the dead of winter. Said, S. … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: How do I say goodbye to an old friend?

I am not a news junkie. I do not spend my time flipping through cable channels to relive again and again the endless litany of bad and worse. Yet, I start every morning with my local newspaper, The Centre Daily … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: What’s that smell?

Stevieslaw: What’s that smell? Heads are rolling in the Trump campaign, as the big guy has been busy pointing his famous firing finger at members of his staff and sending them packing. There is no doubt that the Trump group … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Best Buds Forever

Stevieslaw: Best Buds Forever The mutual admiration society that is Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump took a huge step forward today as the pair announced that they would venture into outer space together, searching for extraplanetary life as “smart and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: May I Steal That?

Stevieslaw. May I Steal That? As an aspiring writer and poet, I often seek to put words together, that through some mystical balance of sound and sight, transcend the sentence and come alive. It rarely happens. When a member of … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Outing Islamic Extremists

Stevieslaw: Outing Islamic Extremists The strong, sensitive statements by Republican hopefuls, Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush, in which they argue that only Christian refugees from Syria should be admitted to the U.S., has led to some soul searching among the … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Banning Contraception

Stevieslaw: Banning Contraception The popular word game, Words with Friends, declared today that the word “contraception” would no longer be allowed. The Committee for Concerned God-fearing Americans had challenged the fairness of the game, arguing that its members would either … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The Four Seasons of Cousin Myron

The Four Seasons of Cousin Myron My cousin Myron, he of fiery hair and temper, will never forgive the NYC Board of Education, or for that matter, the teachers and staff of PS 165, in Brooklyn’s Brownsville. I witnessed his … Continue reading

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