Category Archives: sleepless in state college

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon

Posted on April 19, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Tiger Woods to replace Steve Bannon Stevieslaw has learned that Trump will replace his chief strategist, Steve Bannon, with golfing legend Tiger Woods. Said Trump Spokesperson, Shorty Irons, “The President has evaluated his singular lack of progress on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom

Posted on April 14, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: U.S. makes boom-boom The U.S. military dropped a 22,000 pound bomb on Islamic State forces in Afghanistan yesterday and the news media lost its lunch. Our local newspaper, the Centre Daily Times, picked up an article by the Washington … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Proactively Spicey

Posted on April 12, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Sean Spicer to be more “upfront.” Sean Spicer announced today that he would be making apologies for his inappropriate statements before he makes them. “I’ve often waited too long to apologize for my verbal blunders,” he told our reporter, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Steve “Wormtongue” Bannon goes home.

Posted on April 6, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Steve “Wormtongue” Bannon goes home. In a brief ceremony on the White House lawn today, Chief Advisor Wormtongue Bannon went to his final rest. Bannon slithered under a large rock, as a high school band played an up-tempo version … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Trump’s Magical wall of wonder

Posted on March 29, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Trump’s Magical Wall of Wonder President Trump assured his fellow Americans that his proposed cuts to medical research at the NIH would not affect their health. “I have your backs,” he tweeted. “My wall will be a magical wall,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tom Price sees medicinal leeches in your future

Posted on March 27, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Tom Price sees medicinal leeches in your future The recent announcement by EPA Chief, Scott Pruitt, that Trump will sign an executive order on Tuesday repealing Obama’s signature Clean Power Plan has put Health Secretary Tom Price in a … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republican tax reform to help low and middle income Americans

Posted on March 25, 2017 by stevieslaw

JUST KIDDING.

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Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan contemplates philosophical hari kari

Posted on March 23, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan contemplates Philosophical suicide. Paul Ryan told our own Smokey Diamond that he was deeply, deeply shamed that his health care law had to be withdrawn before a vote in the House. “There were simply not enough votes,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans

Posted on March 20, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans Congressional Republicans today announced plans to modify RyanCareLess to make it more palatable to American seniors. According to a study by the Congressional Budget Office, Americans between the ages of 50 … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Making America great again–wall by wall.

Posted on March 16, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Making America Great Again—wall by wall. Pinko-communist, fascist, liberty hating liberal snowflakes would have you believe that the pillars of American greatness are anchored by our scientific, medical, and cultural achievements. Hah! Trump and his minions are simply not … Continue reading →

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