Tag Archives: Paul Ryan

Stevieslaw: Die Already.

Posted on May 5, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Paul Ryan cites simple statistics In an exclusive interview with our intrepid reporter, Smokey Diamond, Representative Paul Ryan explained that RyanCareLess was the only way to move a stubborn curve. “If you look at statistics for the Obama Care … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Ryan signals that the E.O.D. to benefit from new health law.

Posted on April 5, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Ryan signals that the E.O.D. to benefit from new health law. Paul Ryan, who once again noted that there are winners and losers in any new legislation, said that while people with pre-existing conditions might be inconvenienced by the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans

Posted on March 20, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Congressional Republicans to readdress health of older Americans Congressional Republicans today announced plans to modify RyanCareLess to make it more palatable to American seniors. According to a study by the Congressional Budget Office, Americans between the ages of 50 … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Republicans divided on how best to screw over the poor and unfortunate

Posted on March 8, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans divided on how best to screw over the poor and unfortunate. Republican legislators are at a crossroads in healthcare, with two very different plans offered up. The group led by Paul Ryan proposes to gut the ACA and … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Better than Bannon (Wormtongue)

Posted on January 30, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Better Than Bannon (wormtongue) Donald Trump announced in a tweet today that he would fill a last slot on the National Security Council with Vladimir Putin. The NSC was formed during the Truman administration to advise the President on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: House Republicans form Hosanna Choir to praise Trump

Posted on January 25, 2017 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: House Republicans form hosanna choir to praise Trump Some fear that the Trump years will be hard on artists, writers and performers based on recent tweets that suggest Trump will cancel funding for the National Endowment for the Arts … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw Exclusive: Trump to vote for Hillary

Posted on October 8, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw Exclusive: Donald Trump to vote for Hillary In an exclusive interview with Donald Trump this morning, our fearless reporter, Smokey Diamond, learned that Trump will vote for Hillary Clinton for President. Mr. Trump, who has confided in Smokey in … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate”

Posted on March 17, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Oxford English Dictionary approves “to cobamanate.” The OED today announced that it has added the verb, “to cobamanate” to the English language. The verb and its noun and adjective forms are to be used in the sense of “contaminate,” … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day

Posted on February 29, 2016 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Diss-Obama Day The Republican leadership in the House and the Senate is admitted terrified by the prospect of maintaining unity after the reign of Obama ends this year. “It’s been a great run,” said Senate majority leader, Mitch McConnell. … Continue reading →

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