Category Archives: Humor

Stevieslaw: Arming Alzheimer Patients

Posted on June 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Arming Alzheimer Patients Now that the Texas Legislature has agreed to allow guns on College campuses and in College classrooms, giving new meaning to the phrase—I deserve a higher grade, they are turning their attention to another segment of … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | 2 Comments

Stevieslaw: Pentagon to Cut Costs Again

Posted on May 25, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although Defense Secretary, Ash Carter, was forced to admit that the Iraqi army had “no will to fight” and fled Ramadi even though they grossly outnumbered their enemy, he noted that a careful assessment of the last few battles had … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed

Posted on May 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed My Southern cousin Louie, is a freakishly big man—6’7” and at least 350 pounds. Louie has had a very successful career—earning his way, on other people’s labor, through breaking and entering, fencing, pandering and fraud. … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Texas Republicans will not BEE fooled

Posted on May 20, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Texas Republicans will not BEE Fooled Republicans in the Texas legislature were quick to call for a halt to Barack Obama’s plan to help save the dwindling bee population. Spokesperson, Dom A.S.A. Rock, noted that, “It was the timely … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: ISIS Proofing America

Posted on May 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Isis Proofing America Bob Stevenson, spokesperson for the soon to be announced Presidential Candidate Lindsey Graham, told Smokey Diamond today that the recent Amtrak derailment was a sign of a Congressional strategy finally beginning to show some positive results. … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Election Laws Likely to Change

Posted on May 18, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Election Rules Likely to Change Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter and sometime Vice-Presidential candidate, has learned that there is strong support across the political spectrum for a Constitutional Amendment to revise the election laws. Most forward thinkers see a … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Republicans Vote Planet in Contempt of Congress

Posted on May 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Republicans Vote Planet in Contempt of Congress House and Senate Republicans joined forces today to declare the planet Earth in contempt of Congress. This follows a report by the soon-to-be-defunded National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration that CO2 levels had … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: Good Intentions

Posted on May 6, 2015 by stevieslaw

Feeling Groovy: The LAGuide to Celebrating Your Good Intentions My old friend Murray and his wife, Dorothy, would walk downtown for lunch every day—rain or shine, snow or ice. They were in their early 80’s and it was easily a … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: You Get What You Pay For

Posted on May 5, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: You Get What You Pay For Today, we learned in the New York Times lead article that the top 25 hedge fund managers received 11.6 billion dollars in compensation this year. While some among us (the 99% perhaps) may … Continue reading →

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Stevieslaw: A Sunday Guest Quote

Posted on April 26, 2015 by stevieslaw

The wonderful (Nobel prize) polish poet, Wislawa Szymborska, writes in “The Day After—Without Us” The next day promises to be sunny although those still living should bring umbrellas. Her book MAP—collected and last poems is just out.

Posted in gang gang dance, Humor, parody, sleepless in state college | Tagged | 1 Comment