Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: The National Rifle Association Steps Up

Posted on October 22, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: National Rifle Association Steps Up The NRA announced tonight that they would defend, Tony Torrez, the 32 year old man who has confessed to the “road rage” killing of a 4 year old girl on an Albuquerque road. Spokesperson, … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements

Posted on October 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Ryan Relaxes Requirements Smokey Diamond, Chief Political Reporter for Stevieslaw, had a remarkably candid discussion with Representative Paul Ryan of Wisconsin about what concessions he needs from the ultraconservatives—the self-proclaimed Freedom Caucus, for him to accept the job of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today

Posted on October 13, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Tomorrow’s Headlines Today—Fish in a Barrel We haven’t used this feature often this year. Headlines are tricky to predict. That is the reason we are so pleased to present a guest “headline of tomorrow,” from Edwin Walker of the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines

Posted on October 11, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Elmer Fudd Declines Republican spokesperson, Lun E. Tans, reported today that the latest candidate for Speaker of the House, Elmer Fudd, has decided not to run. Looney, as he prefers to be called, said “We thought Elmer would be … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: New Shows to Thrill You

Posted on October 7, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: New Shows to Thrill You Although insensitive remarks by Ben Carson and Jeb Bush may end up dooming their presidential aspirations, the networks have been listening. Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has just learned that CBS will have Dr. … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Claus Quits

Posted on October 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Claus Quits Santa Claus revealed today that he would no longer be delivering toys to boys and girls in the United States on Christmas Eve. “My wife and some of the elves that have been with me hundreds of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association

Posted on October 2, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Defund the National Rifle Association In a startlingly rapid response to the latest mass shooting, members of the National Rifle Association used social media to circulate a petition calling for leaders of the group to stop their opposition of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: JFK and Robert Frost

Posted on October 1, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: JFK and Robert Frost After a truly horrible afternoon, here at Stevieslaw, I was leafing through “The Poets Laureate Anthology” and got sidetracked by the introduction by Elizabeth Hun Schmidt. Ms. Schmidt’s introduction deals with poetry and politics, as … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Why Boehner Had to Go

Posted on September 30, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Why Boehner had to go Smokey Diamond, our intrepid reporter, has uncovered the real reason John Boehner was forced to leave the speakership and congress. Said a spokesperson for Matt Salmon, a founding member of the Freedom Caucus, “we … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear

Posted on September 23, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Putin Need Not Fear It took me a few minutes to figure out that the text message was from my excellent Cousin Myron—the frenetic, red headed math whizz and recent Presidential candidate. Myron had not used his usual account. … Continue reading →

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