Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Tea Ceremony

Posted on June 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Tea Ceremony Sunday morning breakfast was as close as we could come to sacred ritual in our house. Mom slept in and dad would orchestrate in his best robe– the eggs here the butter there, and the coffee pot to … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas

Posted on June 20, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Lost in Texas Rick Perry suspended his Presidential campaign today, so that his entire staff can search for his “smart” glasses. Perry blamed his statement that the shooting of nine black people in South Carolina, “was an accident,” on … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill

Posted on June 19, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: The Little “White” Pill The FDA seems poised to approve an over-the-counter drug that will allow black people to appear in public as white. FDA spokesperson, Tchek Twice, said “it’s a consequence of continuing research into stealth aircraft—essentially adding … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Headlines you may have missed: Jeb will sign Magna Carta

Posted on June 16, 2015 by stevieslaw

Duke designate and Jeb spokesperson for life, O.F Earl, said today “The Jeb campaign is not about family or dynasty, but about what He can do for our troubled nation. There will be nothing medieval about the reign of Jeb … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: God Breaks 2 Thousand Years of Silence

Posted on June 14, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: God Breaks Two Thousand Years of Silence God spoke to the entire planet today at 4:30 AM Eastern Time. The world was bathed in a warm blue light as the Creator of the Universe spoke: Everyone was instantly awake … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic

Posted on June 5, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Arms Makers Cautiously Optimistic “It’s hard not to be nostalgic about the cold war and the doctrine of mutual assured destruction (mad),” said Ti T. Fortat, a Wall Street analyst who specializes in evaluating armament manufacturers. “Defense drove the … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pinpoint accuracy

Posted on June 4, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Pinpoint Accuracy The announcement by Deputy Secretary of State Tony Blinken that American led airstrikes against ISIS has killed more than 10,000 fighters in 9 months is alarming. In spite of losing about a third of their crazies, ISIS … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Arming Alzheimer Patients

Posted on June 3, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Arming Alzheimer Patients Now that the Texas Legislature has agreed to allow guns on College campuses and in College classrooms, giving new meaning to the phrase—I deserve a higher grade, they are turning their attention to another segment of … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Pentagon to Cut Costs Again

Posted on May 25, 2015 by stevieslaw

Although Defense Secretary, Ash Carter, was forced to admit that the Iraqi army had “no will to fight” and fled Ramadi even though they grossly outnumbered their enemy, he noted that a careful assessment of the last few battles had … Continue reading →

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Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed

Posted on May 21, 2015 by stevieslaw

Stevieslaw: Louie says Regulations Heavy-Handed My Southern cousin Louie, is a freakishly big man—6’7” and at least 350 pounds. Louie has had a very successful career—earning his way, on other people’s labor, through breaking and entering, fencing, pandering and fraud. … Continue reading →

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