Category Archives: parody

Stevieslaw: Soon to be a war hero

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said yesterday, at a town hall meeting in New Hampshire, that he would not negotiate with Iran that he would be willing to put American troops into the fight against ISIS. Christie Spokesperson, Nednew Jobnw, … Continue reading

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Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming

Stevieslaw: Networks to Suspend Prime Time Programming With Hillary Clinton poised to enter the 2016 Presidential Race, we can be assured that she is fully capable of raising as much or more money than her Republican adversaries. Indeed, The Center … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: NRA Demands Cops Disarm

NRA Spokesperson, T.R.G. Finger, made it clear today that the wave of police violence sweeping the nation was giving gun enthusiasts a bad name and must be contained. Mr. Finger, who is best known for arguing before the Alabama Supreme … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake

Stevieslaw: Let Them Eat Cake You’d be hard pressed to find anyone with a firmer belief that Lois and Louise are going to burn in hell for all eternity, married or not, than those religious fundamentalists on the right. And … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: The LAGuide to Shedding the weight of Winter

It was pure coincidence that had me driving past the small a-frame that my Uncle Frankie and Aunt Ruth had lived in since before the beginning of time, just as an emergency vehicle pulled into their driveway. My aunt and … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015

Stevieslaw: Paranoia Relief Act of 2015 In contrast to the States instituting Freedom of Religion Acts, we are told by informed sources that Vermont is poised to pass a Paranoia Relief Act. The law will provide free counseling and psychotherapy … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mothers for Manners

With the campaign season about to begin in earnest, many Americans long for a counterbalance to the lying and mudslinging. And today, we at Stevieslaw are pleased to announce the new watchdog/action group Mothers for Manners. The group will assign … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Indiana Goes One Up

Invigorated by their victory in making “The Religious Freedom Act” law, the Indiana State Legislature is taking up the knotty problem of identifying sexual identity,. “It is well known among people of deep religious belief,” said Jess Usis—spokesperson, “That even … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: At War with the Newts

Watchingforwar.com, a non-government agency, reported today that the United States is a close as it has ever come—excluding the Milo Minderbinder incident in World War II, to going to war with itself. As you may recall, Milo Minderbinder contracted with … Continue reading

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Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train

Stevieslaw: Mr. Peabody’s Coal Train My old friend, John Prine, stopped by last night. He sang his great Kentucky song, Paradise,” and I joined in for the chorus. When I was a child my family would travel Down to Western … Continue reading

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